| Cynical Italian Princess |
Eight Hours A Day excerpt Now, it�s not really newsworthy that I am a bitter 30 year old that has a life totally unlike the one I once imagined in my youth. I�d be happy to live the life I imagined for myself as a self made millionaire Hollywood actress but quite honestly you�ve already heard about that dream and besides, the painful harsh reality of my current status just might be more compelling than anything I can dream up. I�m sorry. I am not gay and I�ve never been abused or molested. How unentertaining. Warning: You may not be able to relate to me. I have been suicidal, depressed, anxiety ridden with agoraphobic panic related fears, obsessive compulsive with a side of touretts and bouts with self-mutilation. But really, who hasn�t in one way or another. I am neither spiritually enlightened nor especially educated in any given subject. I am cynical and Italian. That should be enough. There is worse. I could be a drama teacher. I could also be Dr. Phil but I have an outrageously insane amount of hair... Continue under link Eight Hours A Day. |
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| Denise was not aware that she was cynical, bitter or mad until her friends pointed it out to her. After a careful look at her own behavior, she found that she was indeed overdramatic, defensive and angry. She blamed everything from her parents divorce, being raised in the Pocono�s of Pennsylvania and being Italian. Denise began writing as a way to apologize to the world for her behavior. As it turned out, her self-deprecation and honesty made others laugh. Denise found that the more she wrote, the more she connected with people that shared similar adversities from getting along with co-workers to struggling with severe depression, OCD and tourett syndrome. Denise is currently working on her book Cynical Italian Princess, which she hopes, will inspire others to turn around their misfortunes into laughter. Denise is 34 years old and lives in Everett, Wa. |
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