thesingingorangesconspiracy

Welcome to
The Singing Oranges
Conspiracy

The conspiracy in which oranges gather together to plan a full frontal attack to take over the world!!!!!!

Things to watch out for:

clementines: the most dangerous of all the oranges!!!
                Some background information on clementines
                 can be found here.

                                       Bananas: the oranges have gotten to them and now
                                                      they're evil too!
                                                      Some background information on bananas
                                                      can be found

Useful Tidbits:

~never take apart the segments of an orange unless you intend to eat it right away, failure to do so will result in more oranges being born and an easier method in attacking you

~if you ever encounter a singing orange never ever tell them any secrets, they are wise and munipulating in more ways than one

~the more we eat, the more we kill

How to Recognize A Singing Orange:

Note: These are only simple methods of recognizing singing oranges. If they are not doing any of these things it is still possible for the oranges to be evil. It could simply be a part of the conspiracy for them to be quiet. We do not yet know how advanced they have become.

~the oranges are singing to you

~the oranges are very ripe

~large teeth

~they are clementines (all clementines are evil, no matter�what they look like)

~they are lunging towards you with a knife, trying to kill you

~they try to attack you but not the dog standing next to you

All Types of Evil Oranges:

~yodelling oranges (are found at the top of mountains)

~dancing oranges (are found near music)

~chanting oranges (religious oranges)

    ~carolling oranges (they come out during Christmas)

     ~couch potato oranges (smart enough to realize that the TV has you hypnotized and you are extremely vulnerable for attack)

~obsessive compulsive oranges (must turn around three times before attacking)

More on the Conspiracy:

My Encounter: by Mr Nice Guy

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DO NOT peel your oranges if you do not intend to eat right away.