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:: About Derek Starshot |
Name: Derek Starshot [View Picture]
Real-life name: Derek Daunicht
Position at SWR: Webmaster, Desginer, Writer, Artist, pretty even mix of all jobs
Contact: [email protected] (E-mail and MSN Messenger), DStarshot (AOL Instant Messenger)
Age: 14
Height: 5' 8.5'' - 5' 9''
Weight: 145 - 150 lbs. (All muscle baby! Yeaaah. **flex**)
Brief Summary: Derek is an optimistic and rather cheerful guy. Not at all serious, he's one to joke around a lot. He doesn't see the point in worrying about anything; life was made for fun, and everything that happens in life is for your own highest good. He's usually pretty outgoing and friendly. Also one to apologize quickly, he doesn't keep any grudges, but he has a slight temper when you get 'im goin'. A free-thinker and a totally outside-of-the-box kind of mind, Derek often gets himself in trouble with others by sharing his startling, yet true observations, or thinking way too much for his own good. Oh. And he acts stupid a lot for fun. I mean, a LOT. If you didn't know him, you'd say "Wow. He's acting stupid. A lot. He must be a lot stupid." DON'T DENY IT. THAT IS WHAT YOU WOULD SAY, ISN'T IT!?
Character Summary: Meh. I'm Derek Starshot. That's all you really need to know. Character Summaries always sound so cheesy and stiffly written. "I have lazor eyes...and and... I can punch with 2000000 megaton force, and I can destroy the world if I want to, and summon meteors and kill people just by thinking about them." Sure you can. You can also realize you're an 11 year-old/55+ year-old sitting at a computer in your dark living room/apartment filled with Xena merchandise 9/17 hours a day, afraid to get out and experience the real world. Jerk. But, I'm okay with that.
Hobbies include the following...: Nintendo, drawing, art, paleontology, guitar, quads (four-wheelers, or ATVs, for those who didn't know), snowboarding, writing, poetry, pretty much all kinds of literature, computers. Oh, and I'll need an over-used, obvious hobbie: I LIEK TO H4NG W17H /\/\Y 1337 PH13NZ! LOL OMG WTF!!!111!!111 ...Ahem. Quite.
Likes...: Doesn't matter.
Dislikes...: Doesn't matter.
Is okay with...: Who cares? ...Honestly? ...Who? ...Do you? Are you writing a Derek-essay? Be-... because if you are, you should like... y'know, send it to me when you're done. That'd be really chilly... but then again, kind of... disturbing.
Favorite Games off of the top of my head: Super Mario RPG, Super Mario Sunshine, Pikmin, Super Smash Bros., Star Fox 64, Star Fox Adventures, Pokémon, Metroid Prime, Excitebike, Balloon Fight, Kirby Super Star, SMW2: Yoshi's Island, Goldeneye, Donkey Kong Country, Diddy Kong Racing, Mario Tennis, and waaay too many more. Generally, if it's Nintendo-exclusive, I'll probably buy it. Of course, unless it sucks the big salty fetus.
Favorite Artists/Bands off of the top of my head: The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, Queen, CKY, Daft Punk, The Pillows
Favorite Movies off of the top of my head: Donnie Darko, The Wall, Back to the Future, Half-Baked, pretty much any Adam Sandler, Christopher Walken or Mike Myers movie, Airplane
Favorite Shows off of the top of my head: Any Adult Swim cartoon, FLCL: which is one kick-ass show, I'm With Busey, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Reno 911!, The Simpsons, Rocko's Modern Life, Trigger Happy TV
Personal Catch-phrases index (Words/Phrases made up or commonly used by person):
- "chilly" ; adjective, expressing pleasure, synonyms include "cool", "awesome". Example: "That review was chilly!" Source: Well, people say "cool" a lot, so I put a spin on it.
- "centrific" ; adjective, expressing great interest, synonyms include "interesting", "fascinating". Example: "Hmm... that analysis was centrific and gripping." Source: Centrifical force is interesting, and just sounds cool. Let logic follow.
- "word" ; phrase, showing acceptance, strongly agreeing. Similar phrases include: "I understand."
Personal Quotes: "The grass is always greener on the other side of the plexi-glass." ; "If I had one dime for every brain you didn't have... I'd have one dime." ; "Don't take life seriously, it's only temporary." ; "Sometimes, things that make no sense make the most sense." ; "THE DIME STOPS HERE, PAL. Wait. Maybe it was over there... I'm not really sure, I got distracted by a passing bus. It had a picture of a dog on the side." ; "The greatest mind is open to everything, but attached to nothing."
Other Websites Associated With: Games of Our Lives (Co-producer and writer, imager) ; The Shy Guy Kingdom (Sprite sheet maker) -I haven't contributed much. Been busy with GOOL and SWR. Sorry. I guess I'm technically not in the staff at the moment.
So there. Now you know some stuff about me. You're probably real bored. And if not, well, then you either have a good attention span, or you're a freak. Both are good.
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