Don't say f#ck or b#gger.

Hello? Is anyone still watching this crap?

I�m not used to being watched all the time. How am I getting on with JC? Well,  I thought he was going to be a good laugh, when I heard about him throwing tables over in the market square. A real rabble rouser apparently...but nobody warned me about his pain in the ass "holier than thou" attitude - that didn't wash well me. I hope they don't edit those parts out so the public see what he's really like. Didn't want to feed the chickens or make dinner, claimed it was the "Sabbath"... then says that his mum was a virgin! Pull the other one!

Next then there was all the fuss over how much of the food budget we should wager on the next challenge. He started going on about how he was in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. I'd just had enough by this point. O.K, I lost my temper, but I�m only human, after all, not the "son of god" someone I won't mention claims to be! Contrary to popular opinion I'm not really that short tempered. Sure there was the incident with the Roman guard. What chance do I have to clear my name when we are all controlled by this oppressive regime? This charade is hardly my idea of a fair trail- it's a bloody popularity contest and talk about character assassination! It was self-defence, but it won't be if I'm forced to spend another week in the house with him. It almost seems like he wants to face the crux-eviction- there's definitely something not right about that guy. The thing about wannabe martyrs is you can't be one until you die...so you'd really be making him happy voting for me...

He forgave me for loosing my temper, then tried to absolve me of all sin. He totally creeped out the other housemates over the dinner table by saying "this is my body, this is my blood" about the bread and wine. I'm sure he was hording some of the food rations. Fancied himself as a bit of a David Copperfield with some of the shit he was pulling with the loaves and fishes. Going on about how we are being watched all the time...no shit Solomon...there's 6 cameras in each room, twit! As for this all seeing, all knowing father; so what if his old man paid for E4? Nobody's supposed to have any kind of communication device, but apparently he's talking to his father all the time. Voices in his head, I recon. Jesus! Get some medication.

And that one day, from the back garden we could hear the crowd were chanting "we want Barabus"...sure I was relieved,  but I couldn't help but think there was something wrong about the whole thing. That stuff JC had said about worshipping false Idols...I mean all I'd done was brutally bludgeon a palace guard and survive 8 weeks in the house with a bunch of the most puerile idiots I've ever met. It hardly makes me some kind of hero, or worthy of going into show business. (however, I'd probably jump at the chance if I'm offered a job presenting in the coliseum... - "Badass Barabus" has a nice ring to it!) It's the viewers at home I feel truly sorry for. I'm sure half of them are only just tuning in for the crux-eviction.

During the 2^nd week a football had been provided so we could amuse ourselves with a kick about. He loved being the goalie, and admittedly was quite good�but the way he shouted �Jesus saves� every time he caught the ball. Well, I wasn't the only one he pissed off with that. I got a bit stroppy when I hurt my ankle during one of the challenges. He started to claim he could heal me saying stuff like "Walk my son" I was like "dude, it's just a sprain!"  At least you people have a chance to escape this tedium...so I implore you...vote me out...if I'm made to stay in the house for another week...I'll martyr someone, and that's a promise.

The opinions of Barabus are not those of "Del on earth".