For everyone that still visits this site, we are currently not making any videos, and do not plan to for a bit of time right now. If you want, we will leave a message for the writer and the actors to see if they can't whip up a new episode of a glitch or a new web series. Remember, the writer and the actors are not to into making new videos right now, so you will have to talk them into it. The old new posts, and videos are currently being put into our new database, so if their not there, don't be too surprised. Happy November!
Shotgun November 18, 2005.
Welcome to Deranged Snail 2.5! In this post I hope to inform you about what is new, what is gone, and stuff that you could care less about (i.e. font sizes). I will also show you haw difficult it was to make this psot (not in any way shape or form a video). Lets get started!
First off, I would like to point out how you can now cruze this sites very boring past and see how manny video projects we have done/wanted to do. To do this, simply scroll down the page to the very bottom, where you will see a few numbers (as of 7/2 there were 4).
Each one of those numbers takes you to a diffrent page of arcived news for DSP. If You noticed that the size of the site is also smaller, that is because we wanted to ba able to have people with screen resolutions of 800x600 visit the site and not have to scroll to ether side. This also makes the theme of the site easyer to manage. In the video sections, you will notice that there are 3 Resolution videos,
Enjoy my hours of labor, Shotgun
Shotgun June 26, 2005.
Well, I couldn't get the phone to work over the internet this week, so this next TUESDAY we will have 3 Episodes of NF coming out: the Trailer, Episodes 0, and 1. (All of the editing and v/o are going to be done tomorrow).
In Other news, at the request of Warchief I have created the next version of the site; I think it looks real cool personally. I have finished work on it, and I am working on the specs for it right now. It will be Version 2.5. Two of my favorite features will be that it has an archive of past news, and it will be compatible with 800 pixel wide screens (my laptop, ya, woo hoo)!
See you all on the New 2.5,
Shotgun
Shotugn July 2, 2005.
Hey everyone, back on the 7th, I said that the first episode of New Frontiers would come out on the 18th, well, that didn't work, because warchief couldn't film for a wile, and now he has moved. Although we have all of the filming done, there is no way to finish the videos, because he didn't record any of his lines. I hope to finish that when I call him on Friday, he wont be ready until then. As for now, I will be doing some re-filming of the stunt videos that we have on the site, so we wont get any law suits for using music without permission. That means that you will have to wait just a little bit longer to get those stunt videos. We have also found a really good server to put the files on, so you wont have to see the crappy 512 mbs video again, that is, unless you don't have a good connection and you don't want to wait 10 minutes on a stunt video. I'll update the video section and make posts here when I finish with the re-filming on the stunt videos.
Thank you for your time,
Shotgun
Shotugn June 26, 2005.
Just as Warchief said, there was a really be virus going around, so we couldn't get anything done! Now we are planning to get the first vid out on the 18th. Have a good week and a half.
Shotugn June 7, 2005.
Well its me warchief im very bored now so im making this post a few weeks back i majorly updgraded my computer motherboard cpu 1 gig of ram turned out my comp didnt like any of it but now it does and i need to call microsoft and get a new cd key or get windows all over again. Now onto NF i play the role of sven (not revealing any secrets just note i will be one of the big roles in the series) shotgun and i were working on the series for oh about an hour on tuesday and this episode will be a bit late as i am currently sick with a cold/strep throat (no idea which) so we cant do voices for awhile so we'll get Episode 1 Hans is dead out on saturday probably (SPREAD THE WORD) im going around to all the forums sites (Bungie forums, HIH, RVB) all that good stuff. See you all around
Warchief May 15, 2005.
After the stunning success of our last web series (one episode) we killed it. Now, we have a new child, a new, chance if you will. We, the staff at DSP have started the new web series, "New Frontiers". We have got all of the filming done, but now we need to record the voice-overs for it. Pyrogerrbilninja is not in the series this time, so we should get a lot more done. Instead, warchief has talked one of his friends from California. We really hope to get our first episode out by the end of the month. Then we will probably publish then one every other week on Fridays.
Shotugn May 14, 2005.
This is about what the new website will look like when I am done with it. All of the links on the side will acualy work for a change! For all that asked, there is nothing relevant about 7/28/2009.
Shotugn April 29, 2005.
No, this is not some rip-off of our first video for it is very different. There were no grenades, the audio was not altered in any way with the exception of the music, and no I am not the Ian he was referring to.
Scorpion Jump Jump:
Windows Media Player (Link Disabled 6/30)
Shotgun101 February 9,2005.
This is about what the new website will look like when I am done with it. All of the links on the side will acualy work for a change! For all that asked, there is nothing relevant about 7/28/2009.
Shotgun101 February 9,2005.
Yes, after a month of filming, editing, and looking for a song to go with the video, we are finally DONE! It should be up for download within the night. We would also like to tell you that we have found a way to 'jump' a scorpion. That video will be up by the end of the month. If you would like to call the video of the jump 'crap' take a look at the other videos (I fixed the links). The QT will get up eventually.
H2 Warthog Jump:
Windows Media Player (Link Disabled 6/30)
Shotugn April 29, 2005.
Well, after glitching for nearly three months now, I have just now learned how and where to do a Warthog Jump. I have made a preview video for all to enjoy wile I make the new one.
H2 Warthog Jump:
Windows Media Player (Link Disabled 6/30)
Shotgun101 January 24, 2005.
Well yesterday all of us went to ians house to make the movie and welllllllllllllllll we still need to add voices and well the story really is quite strange i think we should abandon it and make a series in halo 2 that is all ELITES NONE OF THOSE DAMNED HUMANS F'ING IT UP. Yeah on 8 days w00t and i cant wait when it comes out im not gonna get to stay home but my mom is getting it so i dont have to wait in line for 6 hours and i also get a ride so i dont have to run for about 2 miles from school. And im gonna lock myself in my room and play it for about4 to 6 hours straight with no food but bathrrom breaks and by the way tonight im going out with some friends to steal candy from little kids and shit so that'll be a ton of fun? yeah thatll be fun so bye im off to play men of valor!
specops October 31, 2004.
After having the last forum's link deleted here is its again, Forum (Link Disabled 6/30)
Shotgun101 October 26, 2004.
Sorry for delaying the release of DWMW's first episode, Brian didn't want to go to work, he went to see a movie. Anyway, the delay should only take one day, we relay don't want any more delays, so, email, IM and annoy Brian for the next four days. "We are Shotgun101 and Pyrogerrbilninja and we approved this message" Please?
Shotgun101 October 25, 2004.
Well im having one of those days today when everything is boring and i have one of those TV headaches right now you know the kind you get when you watch too much tv or play too many games so im bored now and ive played The Sims for the past 3 hours so ive exhausted that i might go see a movie or something dont know yet though and I "WILL" (ahem) be going to shotguns tomorrow to make a new DWMW video or find places to film it and finish it tomorrow YES WE CAN PUMP OUT VIDEOS THAT FAST UNLIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE (redvsblue) and the videos are actually good and arent whipped together in 10 minutes like the ones on HaloTV. Who knows i might find some today in my handy halo strategy book (kudos to prima). Also im probably going to do some curve stitching today as well (BTW curve stitching is when you take straight line and make objects look 3D cool huh ill scan em into the art section when i go to ians tomorrow hopefully well thats about it BTW ONLY 16 days left w00t
"Specopselite" "went" to "Shotgun's house" yesterday. -Pyrogerrbilninja
Specopselite October 23, 2004
BTW when i posted i f''ed up the sit big time so sorry about that Episode 0 is in the videos page.
I'm a new Deranged Snail, and I'm also the guy writing the script for "Dude, Where's my Warthog" our new webseries. I am also a friend of Shotgun and Specopselite. Expect to see more of me!
Pyrogerrbilninja September 30, 2004.
Brian here I have returned from vegas (WHY GOD WHY) and it was pretty fun but I got a cold from some ass wipe on the airplane but so what I get to miss more school whos complaining gives me more time to think of ideas for videos. oh and by the way if you were wondering how vegas was. It was ok the hotel had an arcade down on the first floor and i got twenty bucks from my dad I mostly played Time Crisis 3 and Silent Scope EX (by the way my aptitude to be a sniper was 310% HOOHA) so anyway at gameworks i mostly played some tower game where you sat in a chair and it rose up level as you did better (and i couldve came in 1st if i could find that damn crosshair) and there was also a really realistic version of that jurassic park shooter that had air jets and it turned all over the place and there were also a ton of games that i have never seen in my life (they really really sucked) so thats pretty much it.
Specopselite September 27, 2004.
Wooow, finaly i fixed all of the viruses, it was a great time, i was re installing windows after one DESTROYED my comand clinc (Xp's internet acces program).
Shotgun September 25, 2004.
Dun dun dun, after not much research (just a virus scan) it has been noted that IF you have AIM or any AOL systems on your computer, do the following, uninstall 404 search, THAT is a adwear (makes pop ups outside of internet explorer {i have mozzila SUCKERS}) virus (AOL is nice enough to give it to you along with so fare, 5, other viruses). AOL also puts a write protect on the files, so you have to restart in safe mode. I'll be Back in a few minutes.
Shotgun September 24, 2004.
Thats right im leaving for vegas in about 4 hours im at home right now though getting packed so i might update the site so dont count on it. IM GOING TO BE AT GAMEWORKS and my hotel is Caesars Palace (thank god) in a suite (HOLY SHIT) above the pool (OMFG)
Specopselite September 24, 2004.
Now, the message up above is Brian's (Specopselite) post, that is his political opinion (mine too, but im not a campainer) and i have nothing to do with it. No im not kidding or "jk".
Shotgun September 22, 2004.
Shotgun good job with the timer but a true halo 2 fanboy would know the timr by heart like me but hey i have an obsession with halo 2 so im not blaming anyone but anyway Shotgun and i are gonna start a new video in the next couple of weeks so keep an eye on www.halotv.net and of course deranged snail hopefully when halo 2 comes out we'll do some shit with elites and do something with Red vs Blue with DS as the elites and them as the Chiefs.
Brian Out
Specopslite September 22, 2004.
We have put in our own counter, it counts down to midnight of Nov. 9th, so set your watches, get all your work done, and get your rest, you will need it! As of right now it is 47 days, 6 hours, 18 minutes, and 8 seconds till Halo 2 is OUT! We wish you good luck on getting your copy early, trust us you WILL need it. But hey, what do I know. Save your money, $50, gotta have it, and oh ya, xbox live, conquer the multiplayer.
Shotgun September 22, 2004.
a, We already made our first video. take a look. Its a stunt movie on how to get ontop of sidwinder
DSP_HS_1 (Rockets on Sidewinder)
Shotgun September 19, 2004.