Ritti's Poems
Ritti's Lymrics
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By who else? Ritti. C'mon Peopl! she's kicking your butts!!! FIGHT BACK!!! An important young man of Quebec Had to welcome the Duchess of Teck So he bought for a dollar A very high collar To save himself washing his neck A tutor who played on the flute Had to teach two young people to toot. Said the boy to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot, Or to tutor two tooters to toot?" We thought him an absolute lamb; But when he sat down in the jam On taking his seat On our Sunday School treat, We all heard the vicar say, "DAMN!! -er, stand up please while I say grace." Said an incautious lady of Wales, "A smell of escaped gas prevails!" Then she searched with a light And later, that night, Was collected- in seventeen pails! There was an old man of Blackheath Who sat on his set of false teeth. He said, with a start, "Oh, Lord bless my heart, I've bitten myself underneath!" There was a young lady of Lynn, Who was so uncommonly thin That when she essayed To drink lemonade She slipped through the straw and fell in. There was a young fellow of Weir Who hadn't an atom of fear; He indulged a desire To touch a live wire... 'Most any last line will do here. There was a young man from Perth, Who was born on the day of his birth! He was married, they say, On his wife's wedding day And died when he quitted this earth! Ladies and gents, I was going to tell you a limerick But the story I forgot, for my brain is so thick It was a very nice tale But to tell it, I fail Oh well, we�ll just tell the teacher I�m sick (Julia, remember this one??) Said a woman in surprise: �Fourty-two cm is my size!� �Nonsense,� said the other Looking up from the margazine cover �You�re sitting! Stand up and measure it twice!� There was a young doggy called Cori Who�d bite people then say, �Mm, sorry!� The people got mad when she bit on their knees And decided to start a million conspiracies... It all ended when someone bit Cori