Investment opportunities

Denmark Inc. is active in three major industries. We are always looking for investors willing to help us develop our company further.

Ordnance

We are currently developing a new generation of lightweight submachine guns, ideal for guerrilla and urban warfare. The prospect markets are downtown areas of major cities, various third-world rebel groups and religious fundamentalists.

Escort service

Prostitute

The fall of communism in eastern Europe opened up all kinds of possibilities for young women looking for jobs in the USA. Denmark Inc. is about to initiate a programme where these girls are transported across the Atlantic, set up at a suitable street corner and given the chance of a stable income (minus expenses). Company coordinators will handle all financial transactions, schedules and security matters.

Pharmaceuticals

In sunny Medellín, Colombia, a brand new cocaine laboratory will open in 2005. Our edge technology scientists will focus on developing new forms of crack cocaine, purer than any product on the streets today. We are now looking for financers of the latter part of the transport chain (border crossing and street level distribution).