Cutest Cat Quotes

93 Cutest Cat Quotes

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	Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
	If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
	It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.
	In ancient times cats were worshipped as Gods; they have not forgotten this.
	There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
	Some people own cats and go on to lead normal lives.
	Curiousity did not kill the cat, I got him with the lawnmower.
	A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
	It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
	In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
	If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
	Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
	As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
	The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
	There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
	The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
	If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.
	To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
	There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer
	A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys. ~Barbara Holland
	Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. ~Helen Powers
	I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~Bill Dana
	No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~Leo Dworken
	A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. ~Jean Burden
	A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather. ~Judith Merkle Riley
	I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. ~Edgar Allan Poe
	Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~Mary Bly
	My cat speaks sign language with her tail. ~Robert A. Stern
	Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ~Missy Dizick
	Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~Monica Edwards
	Kittens can happen to anyone. ~Paul Gallico
	The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree. ~Colette
	Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. ~Jean Burden
	I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place. ~Debbie Peterson
	Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. ~Stephen Baker
	No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
	I'm not one of those as can see the cat in the dairy and wonder what she's there for. --George Eliot.
	Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. ~Mark Twain
	If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~MarkTwain
	A baited cat may grow as fierce as a lion. - Mark Twain
	One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. --Mark Twain.
	A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. ~Hazel Nicholson
	Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette
	There are no ordinary cats. - Colette
	Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched. - Colette
	Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely? ~Karen Brademeyer
	A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it. ~Henry David Thoreau
	If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ~Alfred North Whitehead
	If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. ~Arthur Weigall
	The cat is above all things, a dramatist. ~Margaret Benson
	A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. ~Louis J. Camuti
	If only cats grew into kittens. ~R. Stern
	If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr. ~Barbara L. Diamond
	Motto: With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? - Fernard Mery
	A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. - Agnes Repplier
	The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo Da Vinci
	It is the nature of a cat that it rather avoids confrontation than starts a fight against overwhelming odds... Who would venture to call a cat a weak animal. - Christer Kihlman, Finnish writer
	How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein
	If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is to keep a pair of cats. - Aldous Huxley
	Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. -Stephen Baker
	The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse
	Who can tell what just criticisms Murr the Cat may be passing on us beings of wider speculation. George Eliot
	I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value. - Geoffrey Household
	There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
	When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne Ambrose Bierce
	Cat: a soft indestructable automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle. - Roy Blount Jr.
	I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have I fed it to the cat, at the cat's insistence, but the cat has thrown it up on the rug, and someone has tracked it all the was over on to the other rug. I do not know why cats are such habitual vomiters. They do not seem to enjoy it, judging by the sounds they make while doing it. It's their nature. A dog is going to bark. A cat is going to vomit. - Elaine Boosler
	A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat. - Cervantes
	My cat does not talk as respectfully to me as I do to her. - Oliver Herford
	Cat: a pygmy lion who loaves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. - Aldous Huxley
	No man ever dared to manifest his boredom so insolently as does a Siamese tomcat when he yawns in the face of his amorously importunate wife. - Garrison Keillor
	Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Joseph Wood Krutch
	Cats seem to go on the priciple that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. - Abraham Lincoln
	No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. - Thomas Lodge
	All cats are grey in the dark. - Fernand Mery
	Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doingjust as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes? - Montaigne
	When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me? - Henry Morgan
	People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored. - Ogden Nash
	The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
	It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet.People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponisible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart. - Samuel Palmer
	Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
	In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.-
	One cat just leads to another.
	People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
	There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
	I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
	The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
	Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
	Time spent with cats is never wasted.
	Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
	Before a cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend,Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream. ~ T.S.Eliot
	I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me.The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that .. -Steve Martin
	The cat who doesn't act finicky soon loses control of his owner. --"Morris the Cat"
	Garfield's Law: Cats instinctively know the precise moment their owners will awaken ... then they awaken them ten minutes sooner. --Jim Davis
	The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. --W. C. Fields

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Motto: With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? - Fernard Mery