Marie and Annette are on Marie's front porch in Pierre Part, Louisiana. Annette looks down the road and says, "Marie, I see your husband Etienne coming down the road and he has an arm full of flowers for you, you lucky girl!"
Marie shakes her head and says, "Oh no, I'm in trouble for sure!"
Annette turns and says, " Marie, your husband, Etienne, he loves you for true. How come you say that you're in trouble?"
Marie says, "Oh Annette! The last time Etienne brings me flowers, I had to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread apart!"
Annette thinks about this for a moment and says, "Marie, do you mean to tell me that you have no vase for them flowers!??"
