A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "D-d-d-doc, I've b-b-b-been stutt-tt-tt-tt-tter-r-r-ring for y-y-y-y-years, and I-I-I-I'm t-t-tired of it. C-c-c-c-can y-y-you h-h-help m-m-me?"
The doctor says, "Well, I'll have to examine you to see what's going on."
So he examines the guy and says, "Well I think I know what the problem is."
The guy says, "W-w-well, w-w-w-w-what is it, d-d-d-doc?"
Doc says, "Well, it's your penis. Even soft, it's over a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords."
The guy says, "Wh-wh-what c-can we d-d-d-do?"
Doc says, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one."
The guy says, "D-d-d-d-do it!"
The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, you solved the problem and I don't stutter anymore, but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn't like it anymore. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my own prick back on."
The Doc says, "Nope..... A d-d-d-deal's a d-d-d-d-d-deal!!!"
