Q's & A's About Men

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q: Why don't women blink during sex?
A: Because they don't have time.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because they won't stop and ask directions.

Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're intended for children, but it's the men that end up playing with them.

Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: You need a rough draft before you have the final copy.

Q: Why is man's piss yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A: Nobody knows... it hasn't happened yet.