The penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
- has to work hard
- has to work at great depths
- has to work upside down
- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
- has to work in a high humidity environment
- has to work at high temperatures;
- does not get weekends and holidays off
- does not get time off after extra hours of work
- has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness
Request denied for the following reasons:
- does not work 8 hours in a row
- does not answer immediately to all requests
- does not have a degree
- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work
- shows no fidelity to the workplace
- retires too early
- does not work at all unless pushed from behind
- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
