Seems God was just about done creating the Universe, but He had two things left in his bag of creations. So, He decided to split them between Adam and Eve. One of the things He had to give was a penis, which would give him the ablility to pee standing up.
Adam jumped up and blurted out, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love it. Please, oh please, let me have it! It would be great! When I'm out working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just let it fly! It would be so cool! I could write my name in the sand and I would have something to play with when I'm bored! Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that to!" On and one he went, like an excited little boy who had just discovered Pocket Pool.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. And so Adam was given the ability to pee standing up. He was so happy, he celebrated by wetting down the bark of the nearest tree.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts. "What's left in here? Oh yes," He said, "multiple orgasms....."
