A horse and a chicken were playing in a meadow. The horse fell into a mud hole and was slowly sinking. He called to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken ran to the farmer, but the farmer couldn't be found, so he drove the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and tied some rope around the bumper. He then threw the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drove forward, saving him from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole. All you have to do is grab hold of my dick and climb up."
The skeptical chicken asked, "Is it really long enough to reach me way down here?"
"Sure it is," replied the horse. "Just watch." So he stretched over the width of the hole and began to think of the pretty little filly in the next pasture. Sure enough, the horse's prick began to emerge, growing longer and longer until it was close enough for the chicken to grab hold.
"Now, just pull yourself up."
And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328i to pick up chicks.
