Two honeymooners were walking down 42'nd Street when they saw a sign advertising 'The Great Gonzo' outside a theater and decided to give the show a try.
So, into the theater they went. There was a fanfare and the Great Gonzo came out on the stage. He was a very handsome young man dressed only in a bathrobe. He opened the robe to show the biggest, hardest erection imaginable. It was as thick as a baseball bat and almost as long!
He clapped his hands and a young woman emerged pushing a cart, on top of which were three walnuts. The Great Gonzo took his massive penis in both hands and, one by one, smashed the walnuts to the thunderous applause of the audience.
Years later, the same couple decided to celebrate their 40'th anniversary with a second honeymoon in New York City. While walking down 42'nd Street, they once again saw a sign advertising the Great Gonzo. With a bit of surprise, they decided to check out the show again.
Once they were in the theater, the fanfare played and Gonzo, now an old man, appeared in his bathrobe. He opened the robe and there was that amazing member, as big and hard as ever.
This time, when he clapped his hands, his now aged assistant appeared with a cart on which were three coconuts. To thunderous applause, he used his incredible dick to smash each of them to bits!
The couple couldn't resist going up to Gonzo after the show. They explained that they had seen him 40 years earlier.
"But why," they asked, "did you switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," Gonzo replied, "when you get to be my age, your eyes start to go."
