A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and the husband was curious as to whether or not the wife had ever been unfaithful in all those years.
After some coaxing she confessed, "Only 3 times."
"Three times!" he shouted. "Tell me, with who!"
She said, "Remember when after we had been married for 10 years & you were going to be fired from your job? Remember, I said I was visiting my sick mother overnight and the next day you were reinstated? Well, I was really with the owner of the company."
The husband said, "Well, I can forgive you for that, you saved my career."
She said, "Remember when we were married 20 years and you needed a heart transplant but there were none available and I went to Miami for a weekend and right after that you got a new heart? I was with the doctor."
"Well," he said, "I can forgive you for that, you saved my life. But what about the 3rd time?"
"Well," she said, "remember last week when you said you wanted to be President of the Men's Golf League and you only needed 17 more votes..........?"
