An Elderly Gentleman went to the local Drug Store and asked the Pharmacist for Viagra. The Pharmacist said, "No problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces."
The Pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The Elderly Gentleman said, "That's alright, I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old and I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes".
