Q - What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A - A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q - What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A - Brown-bagging it.
Q - What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A - No one else wants it.
Q - Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A - So brunettes can remember them.
Q - What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A - Invisible.
Q - What's a brunette's mating call?
A - "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q - Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A - When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q - What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A - The invitation.
Q - What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A - A hostage.
Q - Who makes bras for brunettes?
A - Fisher-Price.
Q - Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A - It matches their mustache.
