You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If . . .
- you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
- you've ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
- there's a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
- "May the force be with Y'all" is part of your basic vocabulary.
- your Jedi robe is camouflage.
- your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, Son, come on over to the dark side. . . It'll be a hoot!"
- at least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is mostly primer.
- you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
- the worst part of spending time on Dagobah is those dadgum skeeters.
- your personal B.O. offends even Wookies.
- you have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling, or to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial.
- you have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shockthingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
- you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
- you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
- you have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
- you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
- you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
- you were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the Cantina scene.
- you've heard someone in a black mask say, "Luke, I am your father. . . and your uncle. . ."
