Sotally Tober

Starkle, starkle little twink,
Who the hell you are I think?
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here
The longer I get.
Just give me one more drink
To fill me cup
'Cuz I got all day sober
To Sunday up!