A priest, a rabbi, and a TV Evangelist were discussing their methods of deciding how much of the collection receipts went to God.
"I place a collection plate on the ground," explained the rabbi, "then I throw all the money into the air. What lands on the collection plate is my payment."
"I use much the same method," said the priest, "except that I use a laundry basket."
The evangelist laughed. "I don't bother with that nonsense," he said. "I just throw everything into the air, and whatever God wants, he's free to keep!"
