Here in Canada, we have what is know as 'Newfie Jokes', which hint at the laid-back, easy-going life on 'The Rock' (Newfoundland to you non-Canucks!). Enjoy!
Did you hear about the Newfie who went ice fishing? He caught 500 pounds of ice. Don't laugh! His wife tried to cook it and they both drowned!
Did you hear about the Newfie who went ice fishing? He got run over by the Zamboni!
A Newfie fisherman died and his last wish was to be buried at sea. Two of his sons drowned trying to dig his grave!
The Newfies were happy when they heard Quebec was going to separate from Canada. It would mean a shorter drive to Toronto!
A Newfie, enjoying his first trip to Toronto, fell off the balcony of his 10th floor hotel room. A crowd of people gathered around him and a policeman asked, "What happened here?" The Newfie looked up and said, "Don't know. Just got here meself."
A Newfie met another Newfie on the street. "Whachya got in that basket there, bie?" "Fish," said the other. "Can I have one?" asked the first. "If ya can guess how many I got," said the second, "I'll give ya all three!
Two Newfies were shingling a roof. One Newfie would pull a handful of nails out of his pouch and throw half of them away. "Whachya doin' there?" demanded the second. "Dese nails is got da heads on da wrong end," explained the first. "Are ya dizzy, bie! Dem's fer d'odder side o' da roof!"
