Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated. Then bundle up your husband or partner, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men. One of them is bound to be a heck of a lot better than the one you already have.
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN. One woman broke the chain and got the son of a bitch back again. At this writing, a friend of mine has already received 384 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers to get the smile off her face. Hurry up and send this letter so my name can move up fast.
