"Hi, Dende here, and welcome to my Fanfic Lookout where you can read new never-before-seen adventures about your favorite heroes, the Z-fighters. You can also write your own stories and send them in. Our site is new so we need lots of new stories. Don't limit yourself to DBZ. We love reading stories about other Anime characters too.

"I hope you enjoy your stay at the Lookout and have fun. I have some of the Z-fighters here reading the new stories. Hey, guys, what do you think? Wait, Goku don't clean out the recycle bin.

Krillin: "Hey Dende, the message on the screen says to press any key. Where's the any key."

Dende: "Krillin, that means to press any key."

Krillin: "I know but I can't find the any key."

Dende(talking very slowly): "There is no any key. Just push any key."

Krillin (getting annoyed): I know it's the any key but where is it?"

Dende (sighs and covers his face with his hand): "Sorry for the interruption. Here, Krillin, let me try this key."

Krillin: "Oh, why didn't you tell me you meant any key."

Dende (shaking his head): "Okay, Vegeta. Since you have more experience with technology than the others, why don't you try going onto the Internet."

Vegeta: "Computer, put me on the Internet immediately. (Stands there tapping his fingers then shakes his fist at the monitor.) I said now, computer. How does this blasted thing work, Namek."

Dende (sighes): "I guess your equipment was a little too advanced. I'll sign us on and go to the website."

Vegeta: "Hurry up, Namek. I have training to do."

Goku: "Hey, Dende, I'm getting hungry. Do you think Mr. Popo has anything to eat?"

Dende (sighes again): "Well, while I'm teaching the Z-Fighters how to use the computer (and trying to keep Goku out of the refrigerator), you go enjoy the stories."