Captain’s Log, Stardate…ah screw it! We’re lost somewhere near mars and the engines aren’t working!
Everyone (still in total darkness): *giggles*
Computer: Emergency Lights activated
Tegan: Thank god…who was touching me?!
Kim: You know, the emergency lights are supposed to be red…*glares at TK*
TK: I was bored! …plus they were on sale…
David: Alright you two. Now we have to get power bac-
David: …right
*the transporter opens to reveal Jordan and a very burnt, still smoking Robyn*
Jordan: fixed the power but the engines are fried.
David: What happen?
Jordan: *points at Robyn who coughs up smoke*
Robyn: ...I was just trying to cook a marshmallow…
Kim: *snorts* that’s what happen to my marshmallows…
Destinie: *walks up to Robyn and starts patting her shirt where it started to catch fire again*
David: Arg… Hey T, can you get a message to Starfleet?
Tegan: *trying not to laugh at Robyn* I’ll could try…
David: Right, now. You *points at Jordan* go try and fix the engines…
Jordan: *salutes and leaves*
David: …you *points to Tegan* call Starfleet
Tegan: aye aye Captain Ruth. ...Still doesn't sound right.
David: You *points to a random cute guy* go to my room.
Random Cute Crew Member: err…ok?
David: And you *points to Robyn* …put your fiery self out.
Robyn: *coughs up more smoke*
Destinie: *pats out another small fire*
Later…
(Kim, TK and Taishana are the only ones on the bridge)
*the emergency lights (which are now bluish yellow) are blinking on and off with the main lights *
Kim: I think there was a reason they were on sale TK.
TK: oops…
Taishana: I like it, it gives us a…uh disco flare…
TK: That’s scary.
*transporter opens to reveal David, Tegan and Jordan*
Kim: Welcome to Disco Land!
Tegan: okay, eww?
David: What the hell does that mean? Is the ship pregnant or not?!
Jordan: riiight…
Taishana: What?! The ship is pregnant?!
*transporter opens again to reveal Destinie and a non-fiery Robyn*
Robyn: Why are the lights blinking?
TK: Your late again. That’s a done topic.
Robyn: I just wanna know!
Destinie: *looks hopeful* Party?
Kim: no, pregnancy test.
Destinie: …wah?
David: Nevermind, Tegan did you get a hold of Starfleet?
Tegan: yeah, they’re gonna send a tow-ship.
David: right, how long till they get here?
Kim: I’ll see your 6 biscuits to 7 biscuits.
Destinie: What does that mean?
Kim: I dunno. Have any 5’s?
Destinie: ERR!
Taishana: Ha! I’m not the one losing this time!
David: We could see your cards in the window last time.
TK: *to Robyn* Have any Aces?
Robyn: Nope, go fish.
TK: Where? Were in the middle of Space.
Tegan: That was lame.
Jordan: *throws her cards down* I fold.
Kim: You can’t. This is Go Fish not Poker...
Robyn: Where is that tow-ship?
Voice: Someone called for a ride?
David: Gnome!
Tara(Voice): The one and only.
*everyone looks up to see the USS PIS appear on the screen*
Tegan: USS PIS?
Jordan: Is that supposed to be funny?
Tara(Voice): Nah, It’s actually abbreviated for “Penguins In Space”
Kim: Why not Gnomes in Space?
*Tara appears on the main screen with a bunch of penguins*
Tara: *points to the penguins* My crew.
Kim: Ah…very…logical?
David: Anyway, you’ll take us home?
Tara: Yup just hang on a minute…hey Mouse hunny, put your ship in neutral
Taishana: ok…*shifts to Neutral*
Tara: right. now we’ll be right back…
*On the USS PIS*
Tara: Alright guys, your turn!
*outside a bunch of penguins, in astronaut suits, lasso the USS Bound with a giant rope*
Tara: HAHA! We’re on our way!
Penguins: *dance around the bridge*
*On the USS Bound*
Jordan: that’s really…
Tegan: Odd?
Kim: Weird?
Taishana: Scary?
Destinie: Funny?
Jordan: …disturbing…
David: yeah, that sounds about right.
Announcer: Our heroes are on their way home but have they forgotten about Darth Drake’s threat? Will they Get home? Will the penguins ever stop dancing? Will we really ever see reality? …probably not. But stay tuned tomorrow to see the answers to the other questions.
Tara: Are you dissing my Penguins?
Announcer: …no?
Tara: *looks suspicious*
Announcer: right..umm..end?