A voice: Space...the final reality...this are the stories of the starship Bound. Their mission to find new worlds and ugly people, to boldly go somewhere without losing their sanity! *insert Star Trek theme song*
Voice: Captain's log, star date...star date? What the hell is a star date?! (We see the voice is David dressed like Kirk)
Random person: the date, sir?
David: *blink* o...right...uh, Captain's log, star date June 18, 2002? We are..uh..what are we doing? Hey Spock, where are we?
Kim: call me Spock one more time and you'll find that data pad where the sun don't shine!
David: What's your problem?
Kim: *points to Destinie who's laughing*
Destinie: HAHAHA! You-! You have pointy ears! HAHAHA!
Kim: ><;
David: *snickers* Well, do you know where we are?
Kim: My guess is Space Dock
David: Space Dock?
Kim: *points to viewer* We haven't left yet...sir.
David: O! Right, I knew that..uh...
Kim: Am I the only one who's watched Star Trek?
Everyone: .....
Kim: Figures. Helmsman, one quarter impulse. Take us out.
Taishana: Yes Ma'am.
TK: (Navigator) Can you even reach the buttons?
Taishana: What buttons? *turns a car key and pushes a gas pedal*
Kim: *Next to David* Good thing she passed Drivers Ed.
David: *nods*
Destinie: Well, I'm bored.
Kim: Aren't you supposed to be in Sick Bay?
Destinie: Why?
Kim: Your the doctor, Bones!
Destinie: O yeah...later! *leaves via transport tube*
Tegan: (Commutation officer) Captain Ruth...that doesn't sound right...anyway, Starfleet wants us to go on a mission.
David: Where to?
Tegan: They say there's a problem at the Mars Colonies.
TK: Mars?
David: *shrugges* We don't have anything better to do...uh..Kim?
Kim: *rolls eyes and presses the communicator on the Captain's Chair* Engine Room.
Jordan: Jordan here.
Kim: Were going to warp speed, are the engines all right?
Jordan: We're ready down here.
Kim: *clicks communicator off* Helmsman...er woman, take us to Warp 4, destination: Mars.
Taishana: Ay, Ay, commander
Later:
Kim: So, why do I have to be the vulcan?
David: Your second in command.
TK: And thankfully not a doctor.
Kim: Shut up you.
TK: oh that's real good Vulcan logic.
Kim: I'll show you logic! *pulls out paser*
David: Kim down!
Taishana: wait, Kim!
Destinie: *comes out of the transport with Jordan* This space food is really dis- EEK!
TK: Kim, calm down, I didn't mean it...
Tegan: It's okay Kim...
Kim: ... *fires*
Destinie: Kim, no!
*smoke comes out of the gun then a finger which pokes TK in the forehead. a paper floats down reading "You have been poked"*
TK: O.O
Everyone Else: O.o O_O; ^.^; -.-; o_o
Kim: *starts laughing* Psycho Vulcan strikes again!
TK: Why you little-!
Jordan: Again?
Taishana: *laughing next to TK*
TK: POKE! *pokes Tai*
Taishana: HEY!
David: This is my crew?
Destinie: *chases Kim* She has my link hat!
Jordan: oh! Again! I get it�
Tegan: -_-;
Kim: *Stops jumping at the science station where a light is blinking* Huh? Oh! ah.. *strightens up* Captain, we're approaching Mars. Helmsman, slow to impulse.
Taishana: Right! *hops into her chair and hits the brake pedal*
TK: *sits next to Tai* home...
Tegan: Shut up Evan!
Jordan: ...the engines! *runs*
Kim: Tegan, main viewer please.
Tegan: Yes, Ma'am.
*Main view comes on and shows Invader Zim*
Kim: -_-; Dest...
Destinie: what? O:)
Tegan: The Death Star?
Dest: Luke, I am your father!
Kim: Ewan! <3
David: This keeps getting weirder...T, can you make contact?
Taishana: Isn�t that a movie?
Tegan: Sure
*main view switches to show a stormtrooper*
Stormtrooper: yes?
Kim: We want to speak with your leader
Stormtrooper: hold on...Yo! Darth Drake!
Destinie: Darth Drake?
Destinie: Your secret Identity is showing
Drake: Yeah, I know. All that black is really hot, you know?
David: down to business, I'm Captian David Ruth of the starship Bound. I demand to know why your here and what you want.
Drake: Oh, that's easy. To destroy Mars.
TK: What?!
David: why?
Drake: I don't know, it's in the script. *holds up a script*
TK: You can't destroy Mars!
Taishana: Yeah! We'll stop you!
Drake: I'd like to see you try! Muhahahaha!
David: Mr. Hayden, ready the Swann torpedoes!
TK: Yes, Sir!
David: Fire!
Tegan: She barely dent it!
Kim: Captain! The Death Star's main weapon is powering up!
David: then we have no choice, ready the �Zogby torpedoes
Everyone: *gasps*
TK: ..ay- ay,ay Captain...
Kim: Sir! The Shockwave that thing produces could kill us too!
David: its a chance we'll have to take! Fire!
Crew: ...
Destinie: We did it!
Tegan: I'll contact Star Fleet!
David: Good job, everyone!
*else where in a duck star fighter*
Darth Drake: You haven't seen the last of me Ruth. I'll be back and with a cooler costume! HAHAHAHA!
Kim: Can we end this yet?
Destinie: You have to try the food!
TK: Lets take a shuttle down to Mars!
Tegan: That can't be good
Jordan: *Via communitcator* Captain! Robyn fell into the engines! We're losing power!
Kim: This is bad.
Destinie: We're doomed!
Announcer: Will the crew survive this? What made Robyn fall into the engine? How can people fall into engines? Will I ever get a raise? Find out on the next episode of "Reality Trek!"
David: now can we go home?