I'll bet they saw her coming a mile away, what with that hair, and went, "Oh my god it's a caped crusader!" "No, wait, that's just Illy." "Oh! Phew!"
I mean there have been documented cases in which she let the bad guys go because they said they were "really, really sorry".
"Well . . . well all right just . . . just put the money back and apologize to those nice people at the bank, okay?"
Thing is, bad guys usually did apologize to those nice people at the bank. If they didn't then she JUST MIGHT �punish� them. Oh she didn�t see it as punishment of course, Illy would never intentionally hurt anyone. I mean if she was in one of those scenes where the bad guy is falling off a cliff and the good guy gives him a hand and he BITES the good guy�s hand, Illy would think it had all been some horrible misunderstanding and call out, �I�m terribly sorry about this! Oh my!� to the guy plummeting to his doom! But I digress; see, Illutiana had two main superpowers. One was creating rainbows out of thin air--everything she touched turned rainbow. (Hey, I had a thing for rainbows, okay?) The other was turning adults into children. And that was what you had to worry about. If you were a supervillain, one childhood was bad enough.
Anyway, that was who she was. That�s it. There�s no more to say, nothing to see here, moving right along. It wasn't until The Seven that things got interesting; this stage was just a child�s rainbow-loving, power RPing, hearts and glitter, obnoxious fantasy. Next page. |
