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| I'm here inside Iori's room, he's not here yet so I'm hanging around until he gets back. Which means I'm going to nose through his things. Muahaha! His bed covers are a typical black with glow-in-the-dark skulls on them. Awwwww how cute! ^o^. *jumps on his bed for awhile* This decapitated teddy bear here is Mister Fuzzy-kins. *hugs Mister Fuzzy-kins before setting him down* Hmmm... let's head over to the drawers and away from the black lights, shall we? |
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| *picks up picture off his desk* Awww... Look! It's when Iori was just a little Satan Spawn! ^^ He's so cute. *starts to root through Iori's drawers. Pulls out Koushiro and Jyou UFO catchers* Hmmm, what is he doing with these? Oh well. I'll ask him about it later. *pockets the two dolls and continues to rummage* Hmmm school papers, A. A+. A. A. A+ Gee what's this kid's problem anyway? Hmmmm... A sketch of his teacher and classmates burning to ash. A box of fire crackers. Some matches. Oh!What's this?*pulls out drawing* |
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| Awwww! Isn't that sweet??? He drew a picture of me! That's just darling! I'll have to *thank* him when he gets in! That little... *hears footsteps* Oh here comes out little cherub now! *Iori stroms in sets down his school stuff, and walks right by Shiore. He sighs and then freezes and looks up. Shiore smiles and waves* What the *&@#$! are you doing in my room you, sick freak?!? |
| Why I'm here to interview you of course, silly! I never agreed to any interview! What are you talking about woman? Well your mom said it was ok, and then she told me many silly anecdotes about you and your childhood, there was one in particular...Something about Mr. Potty? Okokok! I'll do the stupid interview, just please! Don't talk about Mr. Potty Waiii! We're going to have so much fun today! Yeah, tons. Ok, first question, do you like cheese? Wha??? Just answer the question potty-boy! Uh I *guess* cheese is ok... Good. Very good! *Iori looks concerned* Next question, Do you have a fetish with Jyou and Koushiro? NANI??? Heh heh. Cause I have two plushies here that are making me wonder... I hate you. Nah. Ok. I *admire* Jyou and Koushiro. They're people I can look up to. They've helped me with many problems I've had. Oh I *see*, what kinda problems Iori-kun? grrrrrr.... What about TK? What's it like to *DNA* digivolve with him? Hmmm? Gah! *thwaps Shiore with mallet* Shiore no hentai! Owies! Okok! I'll stop with those questions! Ok, many people want to know, do you hate Ken? No, actually, I shunned him when he came to our side, because I thought he was a rat bastard at the time. We hung out though and I learned he was no longer evil. Then why are you evil now? Uhhh... um. Uh. I thought that it was ok. I wanted to uh. So, you *did* secretly admire Ken's evilness! I knew it! Well *someone* has to do it. Yes, I suppose so. Ahhh so some people out there think that you were ugly as a child and will be as an adult. I don't care. Am I supposed to? Alrighty then, why was your hair so symmetrical as a child then? *grumble* *grumble* What's that Iori-kun? I can't hear you. I *SAID* that when I was little that my mom was too cheap to go to a *&^$#! barber so she cut my hair by putting a bowl on my head and cutting around it. |