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| Nu-metal is not heavy. | ||||||||||||||||
| It's not death metal either dipshits. | ||||||||||||||||
| When I am forced to meet new people, one of the things I ask during the small talk is, what kind of music the person likes. For years I thought the most irritating reply was a person naming a radio station. When someone tells me the kind of music they like is a radio station, I get pissed. This however, does not piss me off nearly as much as an answer I recieved a few months ago. | ||||||||||||||||
| I believe the conversation went something like this... | ||||||||||||||||
| ME: So, what kind of music do you listen to? | ||||||||||||||||
| IDIOT: I like the really heavy shit man. | ||||||||||||||||
| ME: Hell yeah, like death metal and black metal? | ||||||||||||||||
| IDIOT: I love death metal. | ||||||||||||||||
| ME: What bands? | ||||||||||||||||
| IDIOT: Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Korn, Marilyn Manson... | ||||||||||||||||
| At this point I nearly kicked the idiot in the teeth, but I was so baffled by his moronic response, I couldn't control my appendages and I ended up going home, sitting in a corner drinking vons brand whiskey, and playing Decapitated's "Nihility" over and over to try and cleanse my memory of what I had heard. | ||||||||||||||||
| What kind of brain dead, shit-eating, dog-fucker thinks that Limp Bizkit is death metal? None of those bands are even metal, they're sub-standard hard rock at best. Old Metallica is metal, and Morbid Angel is death metal. There, a handy-dandy guide to metal. If what you're listening to sounds like Morbid Angel, chances are, it's probably death metal. Now, take this new information and compare the album "Covenant" by Morbid Angel to anything you think might be death metal. | ||||||||||||||||
| I hate nu-metal! Metal should be pissed off, not whiney and pussified. I've had the misfortune of seeing a number of faggy videos by nu-metal bands, and I can't believe how unbelievably, nauseatingly bad they were. I felt like I was putting my head in the toilet while someone took a violent, diarrhea shit into my ear. All they did was try to look scary, and crazy. They were neither. I've seen tougher looking gothic kids working the register at Hot Topic (Actually, there is no such thing as a tough or scary gothic kid, but that's another story all together). Man, I hate Hot Topic. Also, these bands have no musical ability whatsoever. These people are talentless, and should be stabbed, repeatedly, in the balls with hat pins wielded by old women with Parkinson's disease. | ||||||||||||||||
| I think I'll name a few bands I hate, and why I hate them. | ||||||||||||||||
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