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| A few nu-metal bands I hate | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| LIMP BIZKIT: They suck. Listen to anything they've ever recorded. It all sucks. The singer sounds like a high pitched, whiney, bitch. I'd rather listen to Fran Drescher laughing hysterically, while scratching a blackboard with her fingernails for three days, than listen to Fred Durst rap three lines of any one of their shitty songs. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| DISTURBED: They're not crazy, they're stupid. What kind of moron thinks that a band who's singer makes monkey noises is heavy? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| DROWNING POOL: Proof that death is funny. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| LINKIN PARK: A guy I knew went to one of their shows. He said they were heavier live. I don't care. No ammount of extra heaviness can make up for crappy songs played by a crappy band. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| GODSMACK: Someone needs to beat the shit out of this band with a 2x4 that has a nail sticking out of it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| KORN: There is so much that could be said about this band. Whiney, wimpy, pussified bullshit. That's only a few of the things I'd like to say about the singer. How can a band with a singer that cries all the time be heavy? The bass player sucks too. I've never heard anyone play slap bass that just sounds like random clicking before. Good work dumbshit, you could be replaced by a broken metronome. The guitar players are shitty musicians that make up for lack of skill by using a million effects and processors. A kick in the balls is in order for these losers. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| SLIPKNOT: It takes nine people to sound like shit. Congratulations. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| MUDVAYNE: Dickvayne. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| EVANESCENCE: They suck. Lacuna Coil sucked first. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| DEFTONES: Sounds like the singer is gagging on dick when he sings. I know because your mom makes the same sound. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| MURDERDOLLS: Someone from Slipknot is in this band, so they suck ass just for that reason. Here's an idea; take glam rock from the 80's and mix it with trendy, gothic, nu-metal. If you can't figure out why this pussy shit sucks you need a sharp jab to the temple. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| STONESOUR: Unmasked singer from Slipknot vocally masturbates for pity...and stupid people's money. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| P.O.D. I think their band name is an acronym for Pussified Ovulating Dudes. Even Jesus won't forgive this shit. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| STAIND: Whine, whine, whine. All they do is cry. It's been a while...since I heard such pussy bullshit. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You know, I've only scratched the surface of shitty nu-metal bands. Hell, this is only nu-metal. There are so many bands I hate. I think I'll have to come back to this subject later. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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