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| I hate MTV, I hate VH1, I hate Fuse tv, I hate BET. Any channel that plays music videos sucks ass. They always play really terrible videos by really terrible bands who write really terrible music. It's all unoriginal, uninteresting, poorly executed noise pollution that any moron with three partially functioning brain cells and horribly atrophied limbs could play easily. It's all cockshit. The people that play the music and the people that like the music are stupid. To be so impressed with such simple and poorly composed, chliched "music" shows an obvious lack of mental capacity. People don't like bands for the music they play anymore; people like bands because of the band itself. If you're a trendy whore with no discernable talent, you'll have a record deal and a video on heavy rotation immediately. There are no words at my disposal that can adequately convey how much I loathe popular music. | ||||||||||||||
| Britney Spears: I cannot stand her. Everything about her makes me sick to my ass. She's stupid, shallow, trendy, and her only talent is traipsing around in slutty outfits that accentuate her tits. She is what is wrong with this world. Even worse than Britney Spears, are the people that go to her concerts. She doesn't even sing! It's a fucking recording you dumb assholes! Congratulations brainiac, you just spent seventy bucks for shitty seats at a shitty show where the performer doesn't even sing. If Spears is allowed to go on doing this, Milli Vanilli ought to get their award back (granted, they didn't even sing in the studio, but I imagine Britney Spears sounds much different without all the fancy recording and mixing equipment in the studio). They didn't really sing and they got humiliated and punished for it. Britney Spears blatantly uses a recording and she makes millions of dollars. What a bunch of shit. Whenever her popularity is waning, she pulls some lame ass publicity stunt like kissing Madonna. Who the fuck cares? I was nauseated by the clips of the kiss that they showed on the news. I cannot believe that such a stupid, unimportant event made the news. I hate Madonna. What a stupid old whore. I wish someone would punch her front teeth out. I wish I had the power to make people's hearts explode. I'd be sitting on my couch, and then Madonna or Britney Spears would be on the tv, doing everything in their power to piss me off. Then, I would concentrate my hatred directly at them. With no explanation to stunned viewers world wide, their hearts would explode, killing them instantly. The doctors would be baffled, morons everywhere would weep bitterly, much like when that dick from Nirvana killed himself. I would never be linked to the deaths and would continue ridding the planet of such wastes of life. That would be so cool. | ||||||||||||||
| Something Corporate: Unfortunately, I saw part of this band's video today. What a load of aborted fetal shit. The singer's voice is so fucking whiney and the song sounds just like a million other shitty songs out there. The lyrics were pathetic. I hate that band. Just looking at the singer, standing up playing his piano and singing makes me furious. His face and stupid haircut make me want to hit him. If I were walking down the street and saw this guy, I would, without thinking, kick him right between the eyes. It wouldn't be a cognizant action, it would be more like an instinct of some kind. He has the look that make people hit him. Of course, after I hit him because of instinct, I would beat the shit out of him because his band sucks. | ||||||||||||||
| Cradle of Filth: I used to kind of like this band. A long time ago back when they were more black metal, and less faggy, gothic, vampire, bitches. COF now represents every shitty gothic kid who shops exclusively at Hot Topic. They are nothing more than a gimmick, much like a boy band. I knew a guy who bought a COF shirt even though he never even heard the band. I guess he just wanted a gay shirt that might scare or offend a few wussy people. What a dumbshit. Dani Filth has the voice of a nine year old girl, and the sissy attitude of a spoiled Bitish child who throws fits when he can't have two servings of pudding. What happened? Dusk and Her Embrace was ok. They have become a band that exists solely to sell crappy t-shirts. They suck, not blood, penis. They suck penis, because they are now gay, and stupid, and I hate them. I hate Hot Topic too. | ||||||||||||||
| Mushroomhead: What a joke these guys are. Talentless, utterly and completely talentless. Yet another gimmick band. I can't believe people actually like these assholes. They should have called themselves Swollen Spitting Purple Mushroomhead. These people should be pointed at and mocked cruelly. When they perform, empty bottles of Old English should be hurled at them. What they should do, is put Mushroomhead and Slipknot on a rock slowly being melted by lava. They'd have to fight to the death to determine which band is the gayest. It would be a long sissy slap-fight, which would get boring, so a swarm of pissed off killer bees infected with the AIDS virus would have to be thrown at them to liven things up a bit. When that gets boring, just throw Fred Durst into the lava. That would give you something to laugh at a few seconds before the other bands fell, one by one, into the lava. I'd pay to see that. | ||||||||||||||
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