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Across the savanna the 7 Digidestined travel with their chosen digimon looking for nothing inparticular, except for a way to return home and of course they acheve nothing which is usual. The plains extend for mile with no change in sight for our young adventurers! Let's see what adventures await!
   The Big Clash In Digi-Town (part one)! (Yet again the same plot; bad digimon there and only our heroes can destroy it so they must save the world blabla)

   Meandering about this vast savanna is of course tiring. The Digidestined thrats are parched and sore. With the exception of Mimi's, who is complaining about, as usual, her looks!
   "I hate walking all this way!" Mimi complained, "I'm bored and tired, and my hair's bleaching in the sun and we've never found anyting just walking around in the middle of nowhere except bad digimon!"
   Zelgadismon, Mimi's digimon, was all the while mumbling incoherently, "Why did I have to get stuck with her? I should be looking for the Claire Bible but she had to show up, ugh!" Zelgadismon had finally had as much as he could stand, "All you do is complain! You're completely useless!" at that Zelgadis throws his hands into the air in helplessness.
   "Zelgadismon, don't be such a jerk! We're s'pose to be saving the world here!! It's our duty to do this you know, cause we're the..." Tai was just about to finish his rant when Linamon snapped.
   "Wish you shut UP already?! All I hear from you is stupid speeches!! You're worse than Ameliamon over there!!!" Linamon screamed in Tai's ear. "I hate this and I'm hungry! When do we eat?" Linamon's expression became disturbed as she glared at Tai.
   "Miss Linamon!" Ameliamon shouted from a small stone (the only elevated surface), "it's our sworn duty to protect the Digidestined!!! In the name of Justice I..." Amelias didn't get much more of her justice rant out, she just stood dumfounded by what had appeared.
   A chinking noise came from the direction opposite of everyone else's gaze, but the digimon all knew who it was. The party slowly turned to face there nemesis the evil.... REZOMON!!!! *cues evil music*
   "Oh no! It's Rezomon!!" The kids gasped in unison at the blind wonder. Mimi was the first to act (for once).
   "Zelgadismon! You must digivolve to Lillymon!! Quick!" Mimi screeched.
   The thought, let alone the action, of turning into that stoned out flower fairy made Zelgadismon sick to the point of incoherence. The fact that Xellossmon was on the ground laughing at him didn't make Zelgadismon anymore inclined to digivolve. A simple answer came to mind, "No."
   "No, what?" Mimi continued to ask. Dumfounded as usual.
   "I'm not going to digivolve!" Zelgadismon declared as he folded his arms in a huff.
   Tai then decided to intervene, "Zelgadismon! If you don't digivolve we can't destroy Rezomon! We can't save the world! And we have to save the world cause we're the DIGIDESTINED!!!"
   Zelgadismon gave a disgusted snort in reply.
   Meanwhile Xellossmon was busting at the seems about this whole predicament, that was until. "Okay Xellossmon time you to digivolve!" Said TK. Zelloss abruptly stopped his giggling, TK then continued, "Come on! Time to digivolve into Angelmon, Xellossmon!!"
   Xellossmon only glared at TK, cause him to take a few steps back, "Listen TK," Xellossmon spoke in a carefully controlled voice, "I'm a mazoku. I'm evil. I don't save the world and I won't digivolve into Angelmon." At that, Xellossmon disappeared.
   "Well GREAT!" Linamon exclaimed, "Zelgadismon decides to pout and Xellossmon disappears! GREAT! Come on Tai! Isn't this where you jump in and tell us all how great it is to be the DIGIDESTINED! and your freaking DIGIMON?!"
   Ameliamon now hid behind Matt in hopes to evade Linamon, who was now wearing her pissed face.

   Will the digimon ever actually digivolve? And what of Rezomon? And will Linamon kill Tai? We hope so

Next time on DIGIMON!