"You just asked if my mother is easy?!?!" - Chris M.
" Yasashi ALSO means gentle!" - Misa
"I have incest in my family" - Jason Aqui (trying to say insense)
"Robbie, please don't be a lawyer.....or anything else that requires talking" -Cmo
Someone in our advisor group: I can't believe he didnt cancel school today!
Candace: Who? Oh yeah..Gee-off?
Someone else: Candace, its pronounced "Jeff"
"Snow brings peace to the middle east" - Claire Robertson
"I could date a guy for good sex, but not material reasons" - Kathryn
"Calculus makes me hungry." - Jaya
"I hate shoe salesmen...they scare me." -Tesia
"Our game was rained out due to the...rain." - Nichols
"We shouldn't do this for two reasons: It'll be boring. Okay that's only one reason." -Nichols
*Phone Rings*
Kelly: Oooooh i bet thats someone!
Derek (talking about acting camp): So there were like 110 girls and only about 50 guys so the girl to guy ratio was great.
Mike Diamond: Nice nice...
Derek: Yeah and the thing is about 15 to 20 of those guys were gay.
Mike Diamond: SWEEEEEET!!!
"If priests are trained to love why can't they love...you know, in the sexual way?" -Cooper
"For a smart guy, Edmund is a lot stupider than you'd think"- Binayak
"I hate it when you cant talk through your nose." - Robbie
Cooper: *burp*
Delara: Jesus Christ you have a gas problem.
Cooper: Yeah! but only through my mouth. I used to fart alot, now i burp.
Delara: You used to fart?
Cooper: Yeah, everyone used to fart.
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