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| "Shapu? Thats not a plant, thats an animal!! No wait thats Shamu." -- Amphora at 3 am Delara: Aw man, someone changed the language on my phone to porkacheese! Zack: You mean portuguese? Delara: Yeah whatever i'm hungry Delara: So what happened to Jam and Sake? Jessica: Are you hungry again? "We are drunk! Give us food or we will sue! Give us food or we will sue!" - angry Libby "YOU'RE TYPING!...so are we." -Lindsay, online "It's not about the bread. Its about the you suck my ass." - Lindsay, to nichols Lindsay: (phone in pants) Nichols: Delara whats that face for Lindsay: Thats your ass up my butt! "Delara did you send your website in with your application to UVA?" -Charlie, being dead serious "I have an unker." - Zack "Look! It's a love pentagon!" -Zack, pointing to Shevin, Tesia, Delara, Lindsay, and himself Edmund: Maybe you have Severe Acute Respitory Syndrome, Mandy. Mandy: You mean SADS? Mandy: I think its so cool that Shevin comes from Sri Lanka. I've always wanted to go to Africa. Edmund: uhhhh [In the library...] Averil: Come on Zimbabwe you have to dance with me and Delara! Zimbabwe: No. Unlike you I am civilized. Averil: But you're from Africa! Delara: Why is 4 afraid of 5? Hadley: Why Delara: Because 6, 7,8. Hadley: You retard. "One time Cincy hit me and I farted." _ Ashley "My best hangover was when I woke up in Canada." -Averil Chelsea: God seriously hates me. Hadley: Chelsea dont be ridiculous...God doesn't exist. "Scoop a loop" -Averil and Delara making fun of Jared "Who's your Baghdaddy?" -Derek "I hate ugly people." -Averil |