Zack: This is my hat.
Drew: We don't know the sex of Derek!
Teacher: no, thats wrong
Derek: Yea!!
Teacher: No, i meant the grammar is wrong
Teacher: Okay name some more countries...
Delara: Switzerland!
Robbie: okay thats only been said like 5 times already
Lucia: yea, it has
Robbie: you're worse than I am
(Right before a french quiz)
Zack: I have a father!
(he was trying to say I'm scared and yes we are in AP french)
Robbie: I don't know the answer
Teacher: Aw come on just say something...what do you have to lose?
Delara: Your dignity!
"Wash our parents." -Claire
Teacher: Shut up Derek! I can't think!
Teacher: Does anyone know the answer to this question? No? Well i do, because i'm FRENCH!
Lucia: Ohhhhh la la la la la la la la la la.....
(While reading from an e-mail that completely bashes the french...)
Derek: "And so, because of a lack of condoms, the french started growing in numbers..."
Teacher: Can you explain that one to us?
Derek: I think it's philosophical.
Golbanou: Let's all be friends and make fun of Canadians.
(Derek is reading a book called "Where do babies come from?" and showing the pictures inside to everyone.
Teacher: DEREK, if you don't put that away i'm gonna make you summarize it in french!
Teacher: Okay so the main character is Irish...what other character does this remind us of?
Golbanou: SHANE!!!!!
Teacher (to Zack): If you want to get a ONE on the A.P. exam, then you're doing the exact right thing.
Zack: The Swiss in our ozone layer cause problems.
Teacher: Does everyone have their book with them? No? Derek you dont? Class, DEREK doesnt have his book.
Derek: Are you gonna say that every five minutes?
Teacher: Class, Derek forgot his book today. Laura has her book..Lucia has her book...Derek do you have your book? Oh no, you dont have your book.
