Derek (to Teacher): You broke the subtitles!!


(the exercise was to create a couple of sentences  using "who" and "that" in french...)

Derek: Drew is the boy who is stupid.
Peterson: Derek is the girl who likes to wear skirts.
Derek: Actually, my next sentence is: I like the dress that i bought yesterday.

"The people in that region like to **** 4 times."
                                             - lucia, trying to say kiss, not ****

Peterson: Gas is archaic
Golbanou: Yeah it comes from the dinosaurs.


**Number of times someone said "Oh yeah baby get on the horse" in class
April 17,2003:    5


Teacher (Trying to explain to us how we could have guessed that the word "chancre" means canker:

"What do we get in our mouths? Cankers. And what do some cankers leave? Holes. And a hole forms a wall. My dog had a canker. He had to have surgery."


**FIRE ALARM RINGS**
Someone: AHH were being attacked!
Someone else: Which alarm is that? What do we do?
Teacher: Close the windows!


Delara: Robbie did you get Fab to check your french homework?
Zack: Who?
Delara: Fab, his french babysitter.
Derek: Baby?! Who's having a baby?????
Robbie: I'm pregnant.


(Zack Reading "Spot learns to count...")
What the hell is this! I dont understand any of this.


Teacher: No that answer is wrong because you wouldnt say: 'I do my hair with someone.'
Golbanou: Yes you can say tha...
Teacher: NO!!!!


Teacher: Okay so on the AP you may not all
individually get the right answers, but as a group you could all get the answer.


"Shane is my hero."   -Golbanou


zack, after getting a bunch of wrong answers...
"Get OFF the horse."


Teacher: Drew you are starting to think exactly like me! Very good...
Drew: NO!
Derek: RRRRRRUUUNNNN!!!
Claire: This is scary.



Zack: Jesus I'm so stupid.


Teacher (to lindsay): Welcome to the class of fools. Let's give you a french name.
Derek: Shaniqua!

Teacher: name the five senses in english
Shane: Sight, Sound, Smell, Taste, and Hearing

Zack: Le francais is the devil.

Teacher: Some of you did well on the test. the majority, howerver, did terrible.
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