| Derek (to Teacher): You broke the subtitles!! (the exercise was to create a couple of sentences using "who" and "that" in french...) Derek: Drew is the boy who is stupid. Peterson: Derek is the girl who likes to wear skirts. Derek: Actually, my next sentence is: I like the dress that i bought yesterday. "The people in that region like to **** 4 times." - lucia, trying to say kiss, not **** Peterson: Gas is archaic Golbanou: Yeah it comes from the dinosaurs. **Number of times someone said "Oh yeah baby get on the horse" in class April 17,2003: 5 Teacher (Trying to explain to us how we could have guessed that the word "chancre" means canker: "What do we get in our mouths? Cankers. And what do some cankers leave? Holes. And a hole forms a wall. My dog had a canker. He had to have surgery." **FIRE ALARM RINGS** Someone: AHH were being attacked! Someone else: Which alarm is that? What do we do? Teacher: Close the windows! Delara: Robbie did you get Fab to check your french homework? Zack: Who? Delara: Fab, his french babysitter. Derek: Baby?! Who's having a baby????? Robbie: I'm pregnant. (Zack Reading "Spot learns to count...") What the hell is this! I dont understand any of this. Teacher: No that answer is wrong because you wouldnt say: 'I do my hair with someone.' Golbanou: Yes you can say tha... Teacher: NO!!!! Teacher: Okay so on the AP you may not all individually get the right answers, but as a group you could all get the answer. "Shane is my hero." -Golbanou zack, after getting a bunch of wrong answers... "Get OFF the horse." Teacher: Drew you are starting to think exactly like me! Very good... Drew: NO! Derek: RRRRRRUUUNNNN!!! Claire: This is scary. Zack: Jesus I'm so stupid. Teacher (to lindsay): Welcome to the class of fools. Let's give you a french name. Derek: Shaniqua! Teacher: name the five senses in english Shane: Sight, Sound, Smell, Taste, and Hearing Zack: Le francais is the devil. Teacher: Some of you did well on the test. the majority, howerver, did terrible. |
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