Department of Bad Slash

 

Introduction

What is the PPC?  It is an acronym for the Protectors of the Plot Continuum.  Created by the lovely Jay and her partner Acacia, to battle the incredible gaggle of Mary Sues that were invading (and still are) the Lord of the Rings section of fanfiction.net.  It has since spawned many spin-offs.  There are many different departments and it has extended too many different continuums (including the Matrix, Buffy, and Dreamworld). Read the original series here.

One of the many departments in the PPC is the Department of Bad Slash.  Slash is a tricky genre to play in. In order to make a slash couple seem reasonable and realistic, one must examine the aspects of both characters and try to find plausible reasons as to why they would be attracted to each other.  Good slash is a joy to read, because they can often provide one with a new perspective on the characters.  However, it is rare to find.  Bad slash, however, are plentiful and when read, makes the readers’ eyes bleed.  They mangle the canon characters beyond recognition and have the characters do…tasks that they normally would not do under any circumstances.  This is where the Department of Bad Slash comes in…

Follow the adventure of Agent Dee and Agent Milask as they venture into the murky depths of Harry Potter Slash. Read about the agents here.

The Missions

Ch. 1 – Apologies and Past Mistakes                The first assignment, a Harry/Voldemort story, introduces the two agents to each other. And mid-assignment, the agents find themselves out of Bleeprin, oh the horror!

 

Ch. 2 – By Those He Trusted                          The agents find themselves teamed up with Agent Taboo of the Mpreg Subdepartment to battle the horror that is Mpreg. Lots of Bleeprin and looks of disgust ensues.

 

Ch 3 – Son of...                                               Faced with a LOTR slash story, Milask ends up MIA, leaving Dee to deal with the mission.  She receives help from Agent Alec of Improbabilities.  And we find out the true “mother” of Aragorn.  Bet LOTR fans didn’t know about that!              

 

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If you have liked what you've read so far and would like to leave us some fan mail (which is great), then just e-mail us at [email protected]. Found a bad slash story that just made your skin crawl and eyes bleed? Send that in also and we will take care of it accordingly (we hope).