A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD
* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with
battery.
* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
* My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
* I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
* I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
* I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me
the axe.
* If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes
from morons?
* Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
* Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
* Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
* A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
* A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
* Without geometry, life is pointless.
* When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.