POTPOURRI : QUOTES, ANECDOTES AND CLIPPINGS

One day a farmer's donkey fell into an abandoned well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, so it just wasn't worth it to him to try to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. Realizing what was happening, the donkey at first cried and wailed horribly. Then, a few shovel-fulls later, he quietened down completely.

The farmer peered down into the well, and was astounded by what he saw. With every shovelful of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up on the new layer of dirt. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off, to the shock and astonishment of all the neighbors!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to not let it bury you, but to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping-stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!


Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Also, the donkey kicked the sh*t out of the guy that tried to bury him. Which brings me to another moral for this story: When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back and gets you

Contributed by Nita Rodrigues



Famous and Infamous Quotes

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."...Oscar Wilde
"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."...Oscar Wilde

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."...Mark Twain
"Suppose you were an idiot . . And suppose you were a member of Congress . . But I repeat myself." ...Mark Twain

“I know there are people in this world who do not love their fellow men, and I hate people like that."...Tom Lehrer

"A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often"...Oliver Herford.

"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Range"...Dan Rather

"Health nuts are going to feel awfully stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing"...Redd Foxx

 

Looking for...

* John Mascarenhas needs the e-mail address of Mr. Donald Hoffland in Mississauga Please e-mail John at <[email protected]
* Mrs. Sheila Williams would like to get in touch with Colin Remedios who lived in Siddique Mansions, Calcutta in the 60s and studied at St. Vincent’s Asansol.
* Also looking for Alonzo D’Cruz and Lloyd & Linda Furtado (from Calcutta) Anyone knowing their whereabouts, please e-mail <[email protected]>
* Arlene Osborn <[email protected]> says her mother is searching for Gloria Sackett and Pamela Fernandez

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Does anyone know where to buy black “puttu” rice flour? It’s an essential ingredient for dol-dol. Ashley and Brenda Oliver brought a packet of this back with them from Australia and treated is to dol-dol at one of our Club functions in Ladner. If anyone has bought this in Vancouver (Main Street? Richmond? Chinatown?) could you please let Lexa Daniells know? She can be reached at via e-mail at <[email protected]>

If some out there has a recipe for kati-kebabs or barkakhanis, I would love to hear from you at <[email protected]>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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