Contributors
Decca Clark(e) is a professional temp-worker and amateur footballer. She lives in London, in a great big place in the South-East, with her parents and her brother, Insurance.
Anton Buxley, "hero of the fens", was recently voted "newspaper of the year" by the Daily Mail (who at least spared irony a horrible day by not nominating itself). Anton is a keen lawn tennis enthusiast but only truly kicks back in his hothouses, where he grows dainty and frail plants which stare out of the windows and a grey and blurred out world where corruption and egotism run rife.
DeAnn Q. Feldspar lives in an holistic community in Pasadena, LA., with her mystic animal guides Tibbles and Spot. She is currently investigating the infinite possibilities of what she likes to call �power-feeding�
Timmie �Guru� Gwaie�s previous �publications� include such �best�-�selling� titles as Hate Yourself Slim, Yoga Yourself Fat and Eat Yourself Successful Self-Help Author.
Mrs Daphne Crumb-I�ll-Have-You-Know lives in Disgusted Tunbridge Wells with her husband Boris and their three children, Cindy, Guy and Boris Jr.
Ceepak Dopra is an internationally unacclaimed writer, guru and mentor. He won the prestigious �Modern Day Jesus� award at the 2003 Californian Congregation (known as C. CRAP)
H�Reid Robinson is an Islamic, gay, black, lesbian, transvestite drug addict from Mississippi, USA. He is a right wing political commentator. Nobody is quite sure why, but as H�Reid himself put it at the 2003 Convention of Twats, Dallas, �There�s nothing like a challenge�. H�Reid has been righting for this column for ten, maybe fifteen minutes.
Daniel Greer is a one-dimensional writer who has only three, extremely diverse, interests: 18th century novelists, feminists of the 1970s and young West Ham strikers of the era 2001-c.January 2004. He also likes shopping, basket work and dirty paedophilia. (Editor's note: this is not the beginning of a bad joke).
Elvis Costello, latest winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature, has just begun writing for this website. (no, you low-browed ****s, it's Elizabeth Costello, Elizabeth, otherwise the joke doesn't work at all, fools. - Ed.).
Other contributors:
Ralphie L. Firr
Quimby
Synonyms of �pseudonym�: alias, nom de plume, pen name, alter ego, roman � clef, moniker, assumed name, soubriquet, nickname.
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