In retrospect, I love the fit of this dress...

That has got to be the silliest girl picture of me in existence. I look like a little girl who's just been refused a new Barbie doll.:(

See my nice BIG jaws? Still think I'm a REAL woman?

If you ignore the mess on the floor, or try not to peek under my dress, you might notice my legs...

WARNING! Fake breasts.