| Conversations from GW that would never happen: |
| I guess you could call this a spin-off section from my "Things GW characters would never say" section. I originally meant for this to just be crazy exchanges between characters but people have sent "commercials" & all kinds of other stuff so that's ok too. Me: Mr. Treize, how many mobile suits does it take to destroy Heero Yuy? Treize: I don't know,I never made it. He destroyed them all! Why don't you ask Mr. Zechs? Me: Mr. Zechs how many mobile suits does it take to destroy Heero Yuy? Zechs: I don't know,let's find out. 1 ,2 ,3 Ka-blooy!!!!!!!!!! 3 Me: But they blew up! Zechs: Oh. You didn't want them to blow up,did you? Narator: How many mobile suits does it take to destroy Heero Yuy? The colonies may never know...(Brknew) *Note* The characters are chibis in this next conversation,so that's why they talk like little kids. Quatre: Come on, wet's go to da mall! Duo: I can't wait to meet Santa! Trowa:Me two Wufei: Fwee! Quatre: Four! Heero: Who Santa? Wufei: What,you never sawed Santa? He's the bestest in the world! Duo:We gotsa show 'em Santa! *Now at the line to see Santa. Heero is trembling at the sight of his fatness and red nose* Trowa: Yo' up Heero. *Suddenly the fat,scarey man lifts him up* Santa : So what do you want, little boy! *Heero sees a evil smerk and glowing red eyes instead of a jolly smile and pleasent,beady eyes* Heero: WWWAAA!!! Weve me alone WWWAAA!!! *Runs away* The other four pilots: Maybe we try better next year. (Brknew) Relena: So, what are you doing Heero? Heero: I am drawing Relena: Wow, how cute! A piggy. Heero: Well.....actually, this is you Relena: AH, YOU LITTLE @#$%&!!!!!!!!!!! (Bunny Favela) Quatre: Wufei, give me the remote, I want to see some t.v. Wufai: Dang it. Trowa: I wanna see Gundam Wing Heero: The heck is Gundam Wing? Duo: That's the same thing I wanna know. Do you know Trowa? Trowa: I have amnesia you FREAK how I supposed to know!! Heero: Then why did you say that in the first place? Trowa:....................................*goes to his room* Quatre: Guess that's the same old freak as always. Wufei: LET ME SEE SAILOR MOON!! Quatre: Get out you ...*Kicks Wufei* Wufei: What? Want some kungfu? (Bunny Favela) Duo: Ah come on Deathscythe move it. You can't go out on me now. Darn, i gotta call Beth {Ok, it originally said Hilde but i got the submitter's permission to change it, all right?} *Picks up phone* Duo: But i have no money. Oh well I'll call her collect *About to press zero but a knife hits his phone* Duo: Ah! What was that!? Wufei: Don't use zero when you call collect you fool! Duo: Ah it's Wufei! But i have no money. Wufei: Weak! If you really want to save money and spend her's, dial 1-800-call-fei Duo: Wow, thanks man. Wufei: For each minute it coast her one thousand bucks! Duo: One thousand bucks! Wow man i'll try it. Here goes... Wufei & Duo: 1-800-call-fei Zechs: 1-800-call-fei. If you really don't have money just spend someone else's. (Ryoga) Wufei and Duo: Ah man there's nothing to do. Heero: You know, i'm kinda hungry. Quatre: Yeah me too. *Trowa in a clown suit pops out of nowhere* Heero, Duo, Wufei, Quatre: Ronald McTrowa! Trowa: Do you believe in Gundams and i hope you do. you alway have a suit that goes Ka-Boom. Do you believe in Gundams? {In case you didnt pick up on that itz a spoof of an older McDonald's commercail that had a little jingle that went "Do you believe in magic,etc."} Heero: Yeah we do *Uses magic to get them food* Wufei: Wow a Treize's Mac Duo: Cool it comes with a toy! Wufei: Wow i got Nataku! Duo: And i got Deathscythe! Quatre: I got Sandrock! Heero *saying it sadly*: I got a Leo. Trowa: Oh well. Do you believe in Gundams? Singers: Did somebody say McTrowa's? (Ryoga) Go to Page 2 |