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| Duo: Good lunch Beth. Beth: Duo, the milk! Watch out! Duo: Oops *The milk spills* Beth: Ah Duo! Wufei: Out of the way, ya old bag. Beth: Who are you and what are you doing in my house? Wufei: I'm the Wu paper towel man and I'm here to clean up that mess. Unless you want to us that sorry weak !@# paper towel that you always use. Beth: Well how good is Wu? Wufei: How good is Wu?! Just shut your trap and I'll tell ya. Duo: Hey don't talk to Beth like that Wufei: Shut up punk or I'll smack you in the back of the head with my Nataku ring. Wu paper towel is able to pick up anything with just one swoop. It's able to pick up a pond. See that milk? Beth: Yes Wufei: Well watch this, baby! *Wufei rips off a piece of the Wu paper towel and places it over the milk. It soaks it up and a scream comes from the towel* Beth: What was that scream? Wufei: That was the milk begging for mercy! (Ryoga) Zechs: Ahh there's nothing I like better in OZ than to smoke a fresh pack of cigarettes. Lady Une: Um, excuse me Zechs you can't smoke those in here. This is a non-smoking area. Zechs: Darn this smoke free environment! *Trieze walks up to Zechs* Trieze: Whoa! Calm down there, buckaroo. Now there's a smoke free way to get your nicotine fix without blowing a nicotine fit. Zechs: Smoke free? How? Trieze: With new Cancer stick lipbomb. Cancer stick lipbomb delivers a powerful dose of nicotine to your lips and straight into your blood stream. Zechs: But what about my "live fast die young machismo" image? Trieze: Don't worry! Cancer stick contains the same deadly carcinogens that you come to find in a pack of bad nasty filters. Zechs: Wow now we're smokin. Thank you Cancer stick! *Treize walks off* Trieze: Cancer stick: putting a softer more kissable you now in your coffin (Ryoga) *Heero listens to his messages* Relena: Hey Heero, it's me Relena I just wanted to say hello I haven't seen you in a while... Heero: Not another boring voice mail message! *Heero is about to delete the message but Duo pops out of nowhere* Duo: Hold the phone! Before you delete that unwanted voice mail think about those unfortunate people who never get any calls. Don't you think they want the message even if you don't? Heero: Hmmm. I guess so. Duo: Then press 8 to donate. When you get a message you don't want press 8 and your message will be recorded to the mailbox of a fiber optic lonely heart. *Hears a message* Trowa: Yo, it's me Trowa. I got your message. I'll train with you later on in MS after my act. Ok c-ya soon. *Quatre by phone* Quatre: Trowa I don't know what that meant but you just made my day Duo: They may not understand the random message they get but they'll sure feel more connected and isn't that what technology is all about? Heero: You know, you're right. I'm gonna press 8 to donate. *Quatre hears another message* Dorothy: Hey it's me Dorothy I want to meet you and maybe go on a date with you. Forget Relena and come with me! Bye! Quatre: I love you, random voice!! Duo: Press 8 to donate go ahead and touch someone with other people's fingers. (Ryoga) Duo: Wufei let me borrow your sword. I need to cut my braid off. It's really annoying me. Wait a second, I'm to tired to cut it. Would you cut it for me Wufei? Quatre: Duo, do you really trust Wufei? Duo: Of course I do, he would never deliberatly hurt me. This is Wufei we're talking about Quatre. AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (wezzie121) How a gundam pilot eats a Reeses peanut butter cup: Duo: Hey! You got chocolate in my peanut butter! Heero: So deal with it! Duo: *Tastes some of it*Hmmmm...woah! This stuff is great! Quatre: Really? Let me have some! Trowa: Me too! Wufei: Me three! Duo: Ya know what wufei? Wufei: What? Duo: That was the lamest line i have ever heard! Wufei:Grrrrr....*turning red* Get over here baka! Duo:*Runs off with peanut butter* Quatre:Hey! I never got to taste that stuff! *Trowa and Quatre run after them* Heero: *sweat drop* Wha....? Hey! Wait for me!!!!!!!!*runs off after them* Relena: Huh? What was that all about? Hey........i smell chocolate! Get back here! Conclusion: Do you really want to know? (Hotaru Avalon) Sally Po: Hey wufei! Wanna become a member of my womens' rights class? Wufei: Sure! Can I bring a date? (Lissa) Go to Page 3 Back Home |