She tried to sunbathe on the beach and Greenpeace tried to drag her back into the sea!
She's half English, half Scottish and half Irish!
When she gets on the bus, she sits beside everybody!
They had to change "one size fits all" to "one size fits most"!
When she got on the talking scales, it said "one at a time please"!
She took a shower and her feet stayed dry!
She jumps in the air and gets stuck!
Her belt size is equator!
Her shadow weighs 18 stone!
She gets clothes in 3 sizes: "large", "extra large" and "Oh my God,it's coming right for us!"
She steps on the scale and it says "to be continued"!
N.A.S.A are going to use her to plug the hole in the Ozone layer!
When she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says "Yes, please"!
The last time she saw 90210 she was on the scale!
When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
She wore a red dress and people said "HEY, KOOLAID!" ( I don't understand this joke because I live in Britain, but somebody sent me it, along with the other 2 above it, but he didn't send me his name, so he can't get the credit for them. Also my Dad says I can' have sentances as long as the previous one, but I say "NO, IT'S MY WEBSITE, AND I'LL DO WHATEVER THE HELL I LIKE SO THERE. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" (He is now correcting the punctuation in the previous sentance and has just pointed out the fact that I have spelt " sentence" wrong, so I am telling him to get out of his office, because he is annoying.)