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| Top 11 Lubes If your gonna please yourself, you might as well do it right. If your not sure what you can use, this is your guide. |
Ketchup First, you�ll need to keep adding more for lubrication, and it�s pretty thin. Second, it makes a big fucking mess (won�t wash out of clothes). Third, it should only be used, extreme situations, and limit time to 10 minutes. Ketchup will aggravate your penis. Don not use 2 days in a row, because it is abrasive and will irritate (Maybe it�s the vinegar). Suntan Lotion Not as bad as ketchup, but damn, it�s horrible. Really thick, dries quickly, and is a bitch to clean up. Again use in extreme situations only. Vegetable Oil You would think oil would be good. But it actually is pretty non-slick. This also requires a decent supply, to reapply. Plus it creates a hell of a mess. I suggest you avoid it; But use it before ketchup. Crisco This is better than vegetable oil, and is thicker than margarine. You still get a big mess, but it�s a better alternative to oil. Margarine Similar to Crisco, but thinner and watery. It is also not suggested for use of more than 3 consecutive days. Similar mess to Crisco. Noxema Like having a York Peppermint patty on your dick. Well, not really, but it feels refreshing at first. Then it numbs and desensitizes. Not suggested at all. But maybe using it would improve your penis�s complexion, and make your girl happy. Lotion The best product available, if you choose wisely. Go too cheap and you get something too thin and watery. But choose right, and you�ll be set. The good choice is one not heavily medicated, and without Aloe Vera (It�s like Noxema). Coco Butter is cool. Baby lotion is not suggested. Because it�s thicker than most, but dries to quickly, and does not provide good lubrication. Also it has virtually no rejuvenation (Which I explain later). Now we get to the best choice. Which is your average lotion, without Aloe Vera, but with Lanolin. A good choice would be Sauve for dry skin. Make sure it�s not for very dry skin, because that�s just ridiculous. The Sauve has the proper - not too thick- not too thin formula I suggest. Also a lotion like that can be rejuvenated. Which basically means when you�re low on the supply, or if the lotion applied dries. Then a splash of water will turn the dry lotion into a satisfying lubricate once again. |
| Soap Not too bad. Gets extremely sudsy though. You would think you could use it as a lubricate everyday. It�s applied to your body everyday. But a last, it is semi-abrasive. So just like ketchup it will cause pain if use is prolonged. But I still suggest it way before suntan lotion; all you�ll need is water to wash it off. And you will of course need a supply of water to build the suds needed for lubrication. If you do you it � may I suggest Ivory? Personal Lubricants This is rated just under lotion for a few reasons. One, the price, two, water will not rejuvenate, and third, the cleanup. With that said, if you find the right one, it is extremely slick, and does not desensitize. The price is not too bad, with the average-size bottle selling for $13. They also come in water or oil based varieties, the cleanup is the same on both. But the oil has a slightly better feel. Not all makers are the same, so ask a store clerk what he or she would suggest; the ID Glide brand is good. Saliva Hopefully not yours. But when a girl is giving you a hand job, sometimes it�s best to have the lotion put away. Instead get a little oral action with your hand job instead. It will feel great, of course. It also requires the female to reapply the saliva (in whatever way you two are using) frequently, as saliva dries very quickly. But this provides a much better skin-to-skin feel that is lost if the female uses that thicker option; lotion. Shaving Cream Big Mess, but good if your options are low. Be it gel or foam, you�ll need water. It does provide smooth lubrication; but will irate if used more than 1 night. Why? For the same reason as soap, it�s not meant to be used that way. |