• Why does Murder Inc insist on calling Ashanti to new Princess of R&B? Haven’t they heard of Aaliyah?

 

• Why won’t J. Lo stop “singing”, and just release a DVD with footage of her ass. For instance, just her walking back and forth through stores, or bending over to pick things up and so on. She doesn’t need a better movie script. She needs to shake them tits.

 

• And does J. Lo have to marry ever guy she has sex with. Or do they have to marry he to have sex.

 

• When will brothers realize, you can’t put dubs on just anything.

 

• Do women tweeze their eyebrows for other women? Because it’s sure not for us.
• I haven’t seen a woman yet and thought “Cute face, fat ass, nice tits, but I can’t fuck wit’
• them eyebrows.

 

• Listening to movie promos and all other ads in general. Don’t you get the idea that some White people think an older White man’s voice; is the most soothing sound in the world?

 

• Aren’t White girls asses getting fat (see The Parkers).  I call them the New White Girls.  “Yeah, you seen the new ones that came out?” “ Oh, fo sho, they’re much better then the old model.”

 

• Why do some people think being a thug is cool? And how are you a thug when you make songs with J. Lo and them?

 

• Why can’t Damon Dash keep his shirt on?

 

• How much money would it take for Trina to strip, on last time? I’ve got  $40 on it.

 

• Why do we like cow breast milk with our cereal?

 

• Why won’t the Black guy that was on Survivor -Thailand just admit he wanted the ass?

 

• On sitcoms does every man have to have a TV wife they could never get in real life?
• See - The Bernie Mack Show, The King of Queens, The Cosby Show, Martin, and NBC’s entire Monday lineup. I’ll let Damon Wayans slide.

 

• Can White women that have been on Fear Factor eating bull penis and cockroaches, ever say so won’t give head.

 

• We do some people clown One Hit Wonders? When at least they had a hit.

 

• Why when Monica Lewinsky goes down on a guy, does Clinton pass through his mind for a second?

 

 

• Short list of not very attractive women I’d still like to bang.

 

• Oprah (with the make-up on)
• Brandy
• Women that have come on Ricki Lake for paternity test.
• Martha Stewart
• Ja Rule’s wife
• Julia Roberts (in Erin Brokavich)
• Countess Vaughn

 

 

 

• Will Will Smith ever give the $7.00 he owes me for Wild Wild West. And if so can he throw in my $14.00 for Jada’s Woo.

 

• Do non-Lesbian females realize just how tart a woman’s vagina is?

 

• Don’t you think the cell phone radiation-issue will be like the cigarette nicotine-issue in 10 years?

 

• What’s better bad head or a good videogame?

 

• What’s bad head?

 

• How come there are still 4 members of Wu-Tang Clan that you couldn’t recognize if your life depended on it?

 

 

• Aren’t there members of the Bloods who know they wanna Crip Walk.

 

• And what about that Crip with his eyes on that Locman watch with the red alligator straps.

 

• Why is it that when you here a phrase on TV, you know it’s played.

 

• How come all DJ’s think their words are the shit with some echo effect?

 

• Who gives a fuck how much wood a woodchuck would chuck.

 

• Who’s ever seen a woodchuck?

 

• Why won’t the Wayan’s brother’s mom admit that Shawn is illegitimate?

 

• Why can’t women grow their own fucking fingernails?

 

• Why can’t Lil’ Kim grow an ass? (Add her to my short list)
• Does Eve know the claws on her breast are already played?

 

• Will women realize tits and tats don’t mix?

 

• Why does Vanessa Williams’ think she’s now to good to pose nude.

 

• How come strippers wear so much cheap body spray?

 

• What’s the difference between a stripper and a hoe? 5 letters.