Duo the Crazed Babysitter
By Matt Cirigliano

    Whil Heero, Trowa, Wufei, and Quatre were visiting Italy.  They decided to visit Noin.  But only Duo is there and he seems to be sitting on kids!

Heero:  Duo what the hell are you doing?

Duo:  I'm babysitting.

Trowa: You're sitting on the children!

Wufei:  Aren't you taking this a bit too literal?

Duo:  No.

Heero:  When you baby-sit you watck the kids.

Duo:  Not by my standards.

Zechs comes walking through the door, and drops all his stuff and points a gun at Duo's head.

Zechs: What the hell do you think you're doing?

Duo:  I'm babysitting

Zechs:  Who in their right mind would let you baby-sit!

Duo:  Lucrezia Noin.

All of them together (except Duo):  Noin!

Duo:  Yep.

Zechs:  Where is Noin right now?

Duo:  That's a tuffy.  I've got absolutly no clue.

Quatre who hasn't spoke because he was in shock:  Do you have her cell phone number?

Duo:  Yeah.  So what's you point?

Quatre:  No reason.

Zechs:  I'm thirsty who wants a drink?

Duo:  Get the little kids some beer.  I think they'd like it.

Wufei:  Duo are you a moron?

Duo:  Nope.  Just dumb.

Zechs walks to the kitchen to get a gallon of milk to hit Duo over the head with.

To get Duo distracted, Quatre says:  Hey Duo.  What's three times three divided by three plus three minus three?

Duo:  Six!

Heero:  It's three you retard!

Duo: Okay.

Zechs comes out with a whole water cooler and throws it at Duo.  Since Duo is such an idiot he has absolutely no clue what pain feels like.  So he just falls over laughing.

Duo:  Ha hee hoo hi!

Wufei and Quatre:  Nice throw.

Zechs:  Thanks I've been practicing for this moment for two months.

Duo:  Ha hee hoo hi!

Trowa:  Duo stop laughing!

Duo doesn't stop.

So Trowa kicks Duo in the head knocking him unconscious.

5 hours later Duo wakes up.

Duo:  My head feels light as a feather.

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