Noin walks through the drenched doorway.

Noin:  What the hell is going on here!  Duo why are you on the ground?

Duo:  I got no clue.  Hee hee!

Noin:  Why is there water all over the ground?

Heero:  Zechs threw a water cooler at Duo.

Trowa:  And because Duo is such an idiot he felt no pain and just fell on the ground laughing.

Quatre:  Then Duo wouldn't stop laughing so Trowa kicked him in the head.

Wufei:  Which made Duo unconscious for 5 hours.

Noin:  That takes care of one thing.  But why are my kids drunk!

Duo:  I gave them a little beer!

Noin:  I'll kill you!

Everybody beats the crap out of Duo one at a time for five hours straight.  When the were done, Duo looked like had no face!  Blood covered his whole head and his eyes were swollen shut.

Duo:  Ha hee ha hoo hi hee!

Zechs:  Duo won't stop laughing unless you kick him in the head.

Noin:  Ohh.

Zechs:  Noin, will you have the honors?

Heero:  Please do.

Quatre and Trowa:  Yes!

Noin rapidly kicks Duo in the head.

Duo fell unconscious for five more hours.

When Duo woke up he found himself in a UFO.

Alien1:  Welcome back Duo.

Duo:  Who the hell are you?

Alien1:  I won't answer that question.

Alien2:  Anyway time for the probe!

Duo:  Probe!

Duo faints.  Then wakes up and finds his butt glowing green.

The aliens take off their masks and they are all of his supposed friends!

Duo:  Why did you do that guys?

Zechs:  It was Noin's idea.

Duo:  Really?

Heero: Yeah.  Now shut up Duo.

Duo:  No.  By the way why is my butt glowing?

Trowa:  That's just glow paint.

Quatre:  Yep.

Duo:  Why did you do that?

Noin:  You sat on my children!

Duo:  Ohh yeah I forgot about that.

Heero:  Duo you're such a moron.

Trowa:  The Great Destroyer my butt.

Wufei:  More like The Great Idiot.

Duo:  Hey.  Don't you push me!

Quatre:  What are you going to do cry on him?

Duo:  Sniff, sniff.  No.

Duo runs away crying.

Now that Duo the crazed babysitter has been foiled we can all go back to normal.  Well except for Duo of course.