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Things You'll Never Hear On DBZ | Too Much DBZ | Funny Pics | Funny Multimedia Goku: *screams like a lil girl* Vegeta don't hurt me! Gohan: Screw you dad, fuck Screw you all. Kami: Mr. Popo, Yo' family's so dark, when they hold hands, they look like a black stretch limo! Goku: Uhh, i am sick of food! Vegeta: I Love You Goku! Chaotzu: Tien, Can't you close that eye or something? It's really creeping me out. O.o Goku: Fighting and Training sucks, lets go play golf. Vegeta: Who are you callin Sissy *starts to fight* ahh i broke a nail Vegeta:
Trunks lets do some male bonding, lets go fishing you get
the worms Goku: Rrrrrrowwww!, Catfight! Hisssss, Hissss, Scratch, Scratch. Piccolo: I am gonna ask Bulma out on a date. Master Roshi: ewwww get that playboy mag away from me sicko! Master Roshi: i ran out of Viagra!! Piccolo: I think i ate too much sugar *runs around all hyper* Goten: Go
away Trunks! you suck i hate you! Vegeta: I need to watch my girlish figure *giggles* Dende: Muhaha! soon i will take over the world and no one will stop me, all will bow down before me Bra: I think my mom was drunk when she gave me this name.... Vegeta: *slaps Goku like a fag* Your mean! Shenron: No, you can't have immortality! Can't you guys think of anything original. Vegeta: HA HA HA HA! King Kai your jokes rule! ChiChi: Gohan get out of your room from under your bed and save the world you wussy. Bulma: I think Frieza is sexy. Goku: hey Gohan, lets go take over the world. Raditz: I love you little brother! Capt. Ginyu: Posing is gay! Nappa: E=Mc˛ Vegeta: Kakarot! Kakarot! Hes our man if he can't do it no one can! YAY KAKAROT! Gohan: Let
your powers combined, EARTH!!! Majin Buu: i gotta cut down on those candy bars. Krillin: uh no thanks, Senzu Beans give me gas. Piccolo: Gohan, you little Prick! SSJ4 Goku: This sucks, i have fleas! SSJ4 Goku: *grabs a banana and swings on a tree* Oolong: mmmmm Ham, Vegeta: I WILL BECOME A POKEMON MASTER!! Dr. Gero: ahh, mah BACK! MAH BACK! Android 16: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah ECT............. Android 17: Geez You talk WAY!!!! too much 16. Android 16: i got to go potty!! Android 16: I'm hyper!!! weeee *runs around giggling* Gohan: I don't feel like saving the world right now cuz I'm in the middle of a video game. Vegeta: Come on Piccolo! Turn that frown upside-down! Nappa: Look at me! I'm a Super Saiyan! Wait, no I'm not! Yes I am! I can't tell!! Piccolo: The reason Nameks reproduce asexually is because all of the woman were always whining and bitching about how there were no malls so we shot them into space. Piccolo: Because of the way I feel, I should be blue, not green. Vegeta: You go girlfriend! Vegeta: So, do you like my styling new hairdue? Goku: Gohan! Stop the whining and kick some Fucking ass! Goku or Nappa: The Quadratic Equation states that the opposite of b plus or minus the square root of b minus 4 times a times c..... Goku: Are you just using me for my body, ChiChi? Gohan: Yesterday I smoked pot. Vegeta: You know what they say about guys with big foreheads... Kami: Actually, I never really liked that 'Goku' character from day one. Vegeta: Wow, with life perspective, this whole 'saiya-jin pride' mumbo-jumbo seems totally pointless. Vegeta: To make up for all I've done, I'm going to become a charity worker for children's aid. Vegeta: I really ought to see a barber. Vegeta: Oh sure, I may act macho, but *sob* deep down, I'm really sensitive, and I'm hurting. Brolly: Maybe I should lay off the Weight Gainer's 2000 formula.. Brolly: You know what would be really cool? Imagine what I would look like with red contact lenses! Krillin: All my life I've been in Goku's shadow. This is going to end here and now! Krillin:
Wow, I never noticed it before, but my head bears an
incredibly strong resemblance to a bowling ball! Master Roshi: No, it's OK Bulma. Put your bra back on and let's talk this through. Bulma: Alright Roshi, you, me, and the bathroom. Let's go! Bulma: Computer? What the hell is that? Piccolo: For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself. Piccolo: Sometimes I worry about being emotionally unstable. Piccolo: Cowardice really turns me on. Piccolo: My therapist says I need a vacation. I'm thinking about Hawaii. Dende: I feel like doing something really evil. Cell: Fighting sucks. Let's go to the movies. Cell: Goku, I swear! You are the living image of my ex! Cell: You know, I'm beginning to think that green really isn't my color. Buu: I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner™! That is what I'd really like to be... Buu: Just more of me to go around. Just more of me to go around. Nappa: Am I cute or what? Nappa: If only I had joined the Hair Club For Men™, I could have kept that dashingly handsome look that I had in my earlier days. Start before it's too late! Raditz: My secret? Well let's just say that every serious fighter starts their day with Cheerios™. Raditz: It takes a special kind of shampoo to keep my shoulders free of dandruff. Capt. Ginyu: Alright Goku! We'll start on 3. Remember, let's keep this fight fair and square. Capt. Ginyu: At first I thought that these horns would prevent me from ever landing a model career, but after I got my headshots at "Andy's Headshots" things rapidly picked up pace! King Kai: Do I really sound like that? King Kai: I've been thinking it over, and well, my jokes really aren't cutting it anymore. King Kai: Did any of you see Seinfeld last night? Now THAT was funny! King Kai: I'm a fat half-catfish-half-man with a bad sense of humor and ugly sunglasses. Goku: ChiChi, I've had enough with this 'my-son-has-to-study-every-damn-day' bullshit. Oolong: I'm happy cus i'm full of ham, I'm happy cus i'm full of ham, I am I am I am I am.... ChiChi: Gohan, If i catch u studying one more time.... Gohan: Im sorry could we cut...i dont think im getting the feeling through when i yell masenko, let me try again... Dende: *overexcited* I got the new *Nsync CD did u guys wanna come over and listen to it with me??? Isnt Justin soooooo hot??? |
