| Pick-up Lines |
| 31. I want you, I need you, but I ain�t ever gonna love you. Hey two out of three ain�t bad. 32. Now that I have seen you I don�t have to dream anymore. 33. Boy: Can you roll? Girl: Yeah, why? Boy: Well I can rock, and we can rock and roll all night long. 34. Boy: You look familiar. Girl: I do? Boy: Yeah. Wait, I know. I saw you last night. Too bad I was asleep. 35. My place or yours? 36. Boy: Are you a model? Girl: No. Boy: Well you�re my role model. Girl: Why? Boy: I don�t know I just thought would be a nice thing to say. 37. Hi. Let�s make love. 38. I�m not like most guys, I only think of sex every twelve seconds. 39. Boy: Did you know that you can tell if something tastes good or not by the smell. Girl: No. Boy: (sniffs) Hey, I bet you taste pretty good. 40. I can�t even act like I don�t like you. Hey, I�m not Robin Williams. 41. Boy: Breasts. Girl: Excuse me? Boy: Hi, how are you today? 42. If I were a young lad I would be running to the bathroom right now to take a leak, but I am not so I am running to the bathroom for a different reason. 43. If I were you, and you were me, I would do myself. 44. I lost my phone number can I have yours? 45. Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Boy: Falling form heaven. |